BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


Meet The New Guy

 
 
Foust is SO authentic
19:33 / 12.08.02
Greetings, all. After a long and arduous journey, I have now officially joined the ranks of Barbelithers. Several of you will know me from Fade to Black. And might I say, bloody hell it's difficult to register here - though this seems to have changed. But here I am. Enjoy my stay.

Foust
 
 
Mr Tricks
19:39 / 12.08.02
S'up Foust... Noone's brought any cookies yet, but we've got a full Bar amongst other interesting tid-bit...

Thought I might suggest using your basic <<>> html carrots rather than UBB[[]]...Cool? COOL
 
 
The Apple-Picker
20:41 / 12.08.02
Hooray! And welcome. Here--let me give you this Badge of Chuckleheadedness, so there ain't no mistakin' where you came from.

Oh my, that one just never gets old! Trust me.
 
 
w1rebaby
20:52 / 12.08.02
just a warning to everyone - if he starts talking about C S Lewis, shoot him
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
21:00 / 12.08.02
if we've learnt anything from Minority Report we should shoot him now.
 
 
Lurid Archive
21:05 / 12.08.02
Welcome, Foust. The Nazi regulated board embraces you. Stay where you are - the state tatooists will be round to imprint you with an identifier soon.
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
01:02 / 13.08.02
Lurid... I have never once suggested that Barbelith is regulated by nazis. *cough*
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:48 / 13.08.02
Welcome Foust...
Pirate or Ninja?????
 
 
Ganesh
08:46 / 13.08.02
But I, for one, am really rather fond of the phrase 'Nazi snobtroll'...

Hello again, Foust, and welcome!
 
 
Cherry Bomb
09:19 / 13.08.02
Welcome, specialboard emissary. From one of many nazisnob ambassadors!

Seriously, it's not personal that it's so hard to register. And really, we only just recently added that crawling down to an abandoned London tube station late at night and ingesting blue mold with your spirit guide portion of the registration process as an anti-troll measure.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:28 / 13.08.02
[drool]fressssh bloood, after we have waited soooo longggg....[/drool]

Welcome Foust. You will soon become accustomed to our ways. We like to open our eggs at the pointy end here.

And don't let anyone put a penis in your ear. Not on a first date anyway.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:02 / 13.08.02
The Barbelith Transnational Socialist Worker's Exploratory Group of Moderators is watching you...

Welcome to the board. We love Big Brother.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:38 / 13.08.02
Hi there.



Well?


What are you waiting for?

Skin up!!!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:43 / 13.08.02
Hi there. They did tell you about the sordid hazing rituals we infict on new members here?

Oh. Well, never mind. You'll find out...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:53 / 13.08.02
Hope someone remembered the ass-candle...
 
 
Sax
11:21 / 13.08.02
Are you the secret love-child of Faust and Proust, perchance?
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:29 / 13.08.02
stoatman - I thought you were the ass-candle? That's what yo' momma says, anyhoo.

Ah... I see there's a new toastrack in town... well, don't just stand there, Foust. Bend over.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:37 / 13.08.02
D00D!

W00T!

First post, man!

W00T!

D00D!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:20 / 13.08.02
Sax: Are you the secret love-child of Faust and Proust, perchance?

It might just be the Scottish variant of fusty (musty,
malodorous, earthy, rank).

Due to a bureaucratic oversight, btw, I was never ass-candled on arrival. Someone will pay...
 
 
Sax
12:26 / 13.08.02
No, [i] you [/i] have to pay to be ass-candled, Zo-Cher. Send me a cheque.
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:37 / 13.08.02
good to see you, foust
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:19 / 13.08.02
Cheque's in the post. Be gentle with me, Sax.

I am tempted by Jack's toastrack too though. Oh, decisions, decisions...

Does either of you offer a loyalty card scheme?
 
 
the garden gnome
18:27 / 13.08.02
'bout time......sheesh
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:37 / 13.08.02
Hello zeeke. More muscle for the Barbelith subset of people with a childish fondness for the letter Z!

On The Big Venn Diagram of the Barbelith on Tom's bedroom wall, it is the tiny lozenge, coloured imperial purple, in the extreme top right hand corner. But it is slightly less puny now than it was. Hooray!
 
 
Grey Area
18:42 / 13.08.02
ZoCher, you're confusing the subset of people with a childish fondness for the letter Z with the subset of people with a childish fondness for the letter Z who include it in their suit. That's the magenta one...yes, that one...no, a bit to the right...that one.

...and considering that I too was never ass-candled I'm suddenly very glad of the moat around my home and the lack of any money to send to anyone for this strange initiation rite.
 
 
Ganesh
19:06 / 13.08.02
Hello again, Zeeke. We are the Nazi snobtrolls.

Join ussssss...
 
 
the garden gnome
19:12 / 13.08.02
I did at one time have a very near and dear spot next to my heart for magenta lounge suitiness....but since the great tealed one has made me see the light, I now only make appearances in hues of sea surf.

...as for the joining of the snobtrollediness, never

I AM ZEEKE....no mere troll, more of a chewtoy of sorts



also, I prefer gnomes, of the garden variety.
 
 
Ganesh
19:19 / 13.08.02
You have jussst regissstered with ussss. You will join usssss - ssssssooon...

(koff)
 
 
the garden gnome
19:23 / 13.08.02
never
 
 
Margin Walker
21:14 / 13.08.02
Ass-candled? Like this?!



I didn't have to do that shit, why should the newbies? Although Foust should get at least a slap on the wrist for not writing a topic abstract.

(glare)

That's just dirty pool, ol' son.
 
 
paw
21:47 / 13.08.02
hey foust, hows it goin
 
  
Add Your Reply