Cats all very well but no substitute for human company. Having left it too late to call anyone real, am hoping someone here will oblige... will delete thread if no response in order to hide shame.
I think I may actually have something fixed now - in the whole five minutes this has taken - which just goes to show how ridiculous I am, and how much moe faith in people I should have. Thank you, angel... will pm you...
God. I was bored as fuck until I suddenly hit the "have to use computer before flatmate talks to boyfriend on other side of world" zone. Bit late now. Hope you all got very pissed and had fun.