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Pirate fashion week.

 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
13:50 / 04.08.02
I think its time to review pirate fashion.
As any discerning lady/gent knows, ninjas have no fashion sense (they wear black on the outside because black is how they feel on the inside). But us pirates have a plethora of styles to choose from: Earrings, eye patches, bandanas, headbands, shirts, stripy tops, tunics.
I think that wide brimmed hats can only be worn by the captains. However straw hats can be worn by the gangies, who are direct charge of the men.
 
 
—| x |—
01:26 / 05.08.02
Back in the day, when I was still in high school (about twelve years ago now), some of the people who hung around at the nines (the nine hundred wing of the high school I attended where all the freaks and misfits hung out) and also some of the people involved in the "scene" in my hometown would refer to me (the not often to my face) as "Pirate Boy."

At the time, I wasn't so fond of this little nick name, but in retrospect it really makes me laugh. I would wear really high black riding boots with my pant legs tucked in and large hoop earrings. I had a long black coat, and would often be dressed in black shirt and pants as well. I also had this really large red silky bandanna which I would wear on me noggin'. It was so large that when I had it all tied in place it would have long flowing ends that went half way down my back (about the same length as my hair at the time). Anyway, because of this outfit I was secretly and at times not so secretly referred to as Pirate Boy.

So one day around this time in my life I am standing in a little convenience store waiting in line to buy some smokes and what not and there is this small kid (probably about eight) with his mother. Anyway, this kid looks me up and down and then turns to his mother, "Look Mommy, a pirate." I guess the nick name was well justified. Really makes me laugh—though not at the time!



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(and if you think I am still dressing like that, then you are ten times crazier then I was then!)
 
 
rizla mission
10:35 / 05.08.02
(white) Canvas trousers with (brown) vertical stripes, one leg rolled up to the knee and kept there with kind of a belt thing. Worn with really battered black school-boy shoes and red socks.

Go on, I dare you!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:36 / 05.08.02
When I was in university, I actually wore (repeatedly) a pirate shirt. An honest-to-got, laced-up-at-the-front, puffy-sleeved Douglas Fairbanks motherfucker cheesecloth shirt. In black.

It was fabulous.

Just ask Loomis.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:57 / 07.08.02
Earrings, eye patches, bandanas, headbands, shirts, stripy tops, tunics.

Until you're alone. Then you dress up like ninjas and parade in front of the mirror in an extacy of confusion and self-loathing. You know what your piratey mates would think if they knew but oh, the longing....
 
 
Shortfatdyke
08:09 / 08.08.02
Due to my father's fucked up vision, he's currently wearing an eye patch. And he lives by the rugged Cornish coast.

Beat that, me hearties!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:30 / 08.08.02
You're all forgetting the obligatory parrot (shoulder ornament, to be worn as.) But in these ecologically conscious times, procuring same is a hardship. Black market job.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
22:27 / 09.08.02
You know? Ninjas only dress in their black pj's because they are so hideously ugly and deformed.

The black pyjamas act as swabs for their ever seeping pustules.

Because ninjas never change their attire, the smell often knocks many opponents out, leading the ninjas to believe that they have special powers. They wear masks to hide their grotesque features. It is a mark of how utterly stupid ninjas are, that they hide their best weapon (their horrifically ugly features). If they unveiled themselves, then they may have a chance to shock unwary pirates by their ugliness and beat a hasty retreat, before the pirates squash em into the ground.
 
 
—| x |—
22:29 / 09.08.02
YARRR!

Listen t'me matey--ee's smart as paint, yarr.
 
  
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