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I scoff at the people who don't believe me when I tell them that the earth was taken over by super-intelligent intergalactic pirate squirrels 20 years ago.
Actually, it's superstition, reincarnation, and conspiracies that I laugh off as ridiculous. Walking under ladders, black cats crossing your path, picking up a penny when it's not heads up. All that's silly nonsense. I've done all that and nothing bad's happened to me. When people go on about reincarnation, I have to stifle laughter because they sound so serious, "My therapist tells me that in a past life I was Charlemagne/Robin Hood/Lord Byron". People who believe in conspiracies drive me nuts. Look, for the last time, that isn't the world trade center on the $20 bill when you fold it a certain way. Those leaves don't look anything like smoke. |
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