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My BitchHo MomaPapa Business

 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
22:06 / 31.07.02
So anyhoo, mmm, my CrackHo Brothergirlfriend (we are taking it easy at my Mom's place of residence and such yeah) shim gets thwacked by some PunkBitchHoTory yeah, cause shim owe herm thrupensehapeny for a bag of Quench yeah, and woman, the scag was wacked out on Skry anyway, and shim got this thwacked out shiv up herm PunkassButKissConservativeBitch plumage yeah, and I say to Hombo, "Girl, you are Skag, get yo PunkLezBoy buttocks from outa my momride, you hear with ears? Cause my momma, she gone Iceland, you hear foo?'

And Skinboy she say, "Girl, you rag me, you rag my bitch, mmm I kill you so much. Hackincoff"

Then we go to the sweet shop for Texas bars.

"Perhaps it was the result of an anxiety?"

So I end up leaving SkankBitchBoy dying in blood. And later, you know, much to my suprise, my Mom gets upset about it. What you gonna dofoo?"

Me, "I travel for many days on my BMX in my Spiderman outfit... mmm..."

Skank me prostate prostrate FagHag LesboBoy in the boys dorm putacoinin.

"Death to the opressor. Libery. The resistance. One man he can change the world with a bullet in the right place."

I'm safe longasyou no not where I dwell? And the fact that me not dwell within permaserz, me good and not godown forastretch.

Put a cap in my ass honky, it leaks.

Vote Cuntservative.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
22:11 / 31.07.02
You've been watching them there Malcolm McDowell films again...
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
22:19 / 31.07.02
Can you blame me?!

"I don't mind about that sort of thing at all... should I?"
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:07 / 01.08.02
Express to dat, manbro.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:35 / 01.08.02
'Muffins... I like muffins...'
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
12:35 / 01.08.02
"You've come at the right time, we're having a party... d'you like you-know-what?"
 
 
No star here laces
15:04 / 01.08.02
Man speak true, star. Muffins is da lick, yagetme? Man's be brockin' tings, seen? Cha, he tink he a badman, but brer should stay home wit dem chi-chis from hampstead - don't test rude bwoy bidness or man could get bucked, yagetmeblud?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:51 / 01.08.02
Are you on of those scary Yardies I've heard so much about, Lyra? Apparently some people can spot them a mile off. I hope you're not about to engage in any Yardie-style violence or generally intimidating behaviour.
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
08:01 / 02.08.02
He does his his mummy though. He's a good boy really.
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
08:03 / 02.08.02
I mean he does love his mum, he doesn't 'do' her, certainly not. Now he's going to put his ass in my cap...

"Running in the corridors!"
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
11:14 / 02.08.02
When do we live? That's what I want to know...
 
 
No star here laces
13:18 / 02.08.02
According to Martin Amis, who clearly ought to know, 'Yardies' are no more and 'Quackos' are the new scourge of London.

but then Amis is a chichi fassyman, seen?
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
15:31 / 02.08.02
Mordoreation.
 
  
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