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You wanna see Dorothy? Ok, here you go:
Sigh! And she had a tongue and a load of wit. When she was told that President Calvin Coolidge had died, she replied, "How can they tell?" At a party, a guest asked her, rather breathlessly, "Are you Dorothy Parker?" to which she responded, "Yes, do you mind?"
Here's Dorothy's "Martini Poem":
I like to have a martini,
Or two at the very most.
After three, I'm under the table;
After four, I'm under my host!
Wotta woman! |
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