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ONLY NICE THINGS

15:54 / 24.07.02

OK, for fans of Operational Consultancy and Blakes 7, this just made me bust a gut:

"Acting on advice from our hands-on
consultanting team shortly after our
Corporate Retreat, we have eliminated
20 Full Time Equivalent positions as
part of our tighter focus on our core
competencies. This right-sizing effort
means that we will have fewer, but better,
rebels."

All hail!

Spaniel

15:57 / 24.07.02

My boss happens to be a Six Sigma Black Belt!

Gibreel

13:31 / 25.07.02

Where the hell did you find that little puppy Haus?

NotBlue

18:50 / 26.07.02

Had basic six sigma (SS?) training, had good stats training, just (re-?)enforcingm Mark Twains comments,

""There are three types of lies, Lies, Damn Lies And Statistics", ""bend 'em break 'em any way you want em" as long as you justify 'em it's alright"

As long as there is apparent saving of cash. Although BP have allegedleg save over a billiion. Just dont get me started on DMAIC.

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