|  |  | | Big Brother.  I imagine the UK version must be much more interesting to merit the lengthy discussion in the Spectacle, because the US version bored me to tears. 
 My creditors.  I know it'll be bad for me in the long run, but I have too much on my plate right now.  Maybe in September.
 
 Adam Sandler.  I can't believe they let him loose on a Capra remake.
 
 The gardening lady.  I know we're supposed to take our dogs to the woods out back, but my dog is fifteen and can't make it that far.  Besides, I always clean up after her.
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