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Don't mess with the Incredible Hulk!

Chubby P

06:55 / 17.07.02

Don't mess with me! For I am the Incredible Hulk! As I type this sat at my desk at work I can feel the leather of my chair pressed against my naked skin through the gaping rip in the back of my shirt! Hulk Smash!

sigh!

Okay. Really I sat on the bottom of my shirt, leant forwards and heard a rippping noise. Now have a gaping flap in the back of my shirt; have been mocked by all collegues; and even though I live near enough to work to nip home and change I can't since I will be stuck in a time management course for the rest of the day. All this on the day I got to work early so that I wouldn't be ironically late for a time management course!

Dare I brave entering the kitchen for breakfast and face more mocking?

So, hows everyone elses days going?

Sax

07:22 / 17.07.02

Borrow a needle and thread and mend it! What kind of a man are you?

They ought to bring back National Service. Teach you young 'uns a thing or two.

Fist Fun

07:55 / 17.07.02

My worst clothing related accident has to be having a very large bird crap on me. Picture the scene, a lovely day in a quaint little public garden in York. Lounging on the grass whispering sweet nothings with a loved one...when *thump* something slapped me on the back...I had a little feel my back and soon wished I hadn't...biggest, greenest, bird crap I have every experienced, it was almost spiritual...so I had to walk back to the hotel like that...so count your blessing rips are but a flesh wound

grant

14:21 / 17.07.02

Put tape across the inside of the tear. If there's still time.

Chubby P

14:50 / 17.07.02

Made it through the day. Had a high back chair in the meeting room so it wasn't a major problem luckily. Tape and sewing were good ideas but never had a chance.

Time management course was very interesting though. Mind mapping and thinking with the creative part of the brain and the development of emotional intelligence was encouraged. New ideas to me that seem worth thinking about.

w1rebaby

15:49 / 17.07.02

I have been coming to work in a pair of green combats, second-hand even when I bought them as a student, with an enormous flap hanging off them on the arse. I keep thinking it's a pocket. Luckily, so do other people.

I spill so much coffee over myself that it's lucky I have asbestos nipples.

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