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Bear
11:00 / 16.07.02
Just wondering what people think of the whole vs. thing that seems to suddenly be going a head, is it a good idea to mix two well established characters? Who would you like to see mixed together?

Just wondering after seeing this -

Can you say Alien vs. Predator?

The long-in-development flick combining two of Hollywood's baddest space-monster franchises looks like it's finally getting off the drawing board.

Resident Evil director Paul Anderson has been tapped to direct the film for 20th Century Fox, Daily Variety reports.

The tussle should be a good one. Introduced in 1979's Alien, the jaw-dropping, acid-blooded insectoid race probably would have taken over the universe by now if it wasn't for the heroic efforts of Sigourney Weaver. And Arnold Schwarzenegger nearly had his butt kicked before thwarting the human-hunting, Rasta-like warrior in 1987's Predator.

The idea of pitting the two evil E.T.s against each other initially came from Dark Horse Comics, which published an Aliens vs. Predator comic book in 1990.

The series proved to be a hit, attracting the attention of Fox execs. In 1999, Fox Interactive had a huge videogame hit with Aliens vs. Predator--gamers had the choice of playing an alien, a predator or a plucky space marine--and which recently spawned the sequel, Aliens vs. Predator 2.

Still, the Alien vs. Predator film has remained on the drawing board at Fox for more than a decade, with several scripts coming and going, and producers of both Alien and Predator choosing to keep their franchises separate. (About the closest we've come to the battle royale was a brief shot of an alien skull among the trophy collection of the predator in 1990's Predator 2.)

Now, Fox is eager to breathe some life into both franchises. While the Ridley Scott-helmed original Alien earned a solid $79 million domestically in 1979 and James Cameron's 1986 Aliens grossed $85.2 million, the latter two installments underwhelmed. David Fincher's Alien3 pulled in just $55.5 million in 1993 and Jean-Paul Jeunet's Alien: Resurrection did about $48 million domestically. Likewise, the first Predator earned nearly $60 million in North America, while its sequel managed just $30.7 million.

Overseeing the project will be original Predator producers Joel Silver, Lawrence Gordon, and John Davis as well as David Giler and Walter Hill, who produced all four Alien films.

During a Q&A session at the London premiere of Resident Evil last week, Anderson revealed that he was tweaking a script, but the British filmmaker offered few details.

According to Variety, the story line will focus on a group of human scientists on a distant planet who become snacks after they decide to do a little genetic engineering on some alien and predator specimens.

With Alien vs. Predator getting the greenlight, the much-rumored Alien 5 seems to be on the shelf. The project purportedly would have returned either Scott or Cameron to the helm with Weaver reprising her role as Ripley. It seems doubtful the actress will have a hand in the new film.

While not a name director like the other Alien filmmakers, Anderson seems a decent fit for directing a project that has roots in a videogame. Aside from game-to-movie Resident Evil, he also adapted Mortal Kombat to the big screen. His résumé also includes the sci-fi stinkers Soldier (which, coincidentally, was turned into a videogame) and Event Horizon.

Fans, meanwhile, aren't sold on the choice.

"I am not going to see it. It's pathetic, Fox was bickering for so long over it, and now they get a lame director to make the movie. I am disgusted," GWPredWarrior20 writes on an Alien message board.

"Uniting two totally unrelated alien characters in a contrived team-up scenario has yet to spawn anything truly amazing...so why should this flick suddenly turn out any different," writes Belshy in another post. "I'll watch it, and no, my hopes won't be high...But if it's good, I'll be extremely happy and will then buy the DVD. I'll probably buy it anyway."

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And of course can't forget Batman vs. Superman, also the guy who plays Jason (Friday 13th) confirmed that the Jason vs. Freddy (Krueger not Mercury) is going ahead, I remember hearing about that in High School
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:18 / 16.07.02
It'll work if they use their brains. It makes perfect sense for a 'predator' to hunt the 'aliens' (can we give them proper names yet?) for sport.

Kramer Vs. Kramer Vs. Godzilla?

My personal fantasy 'Vs.' movie is still Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Dawson's Creek. Imagine, if you will... While Dawson and Joey FINALLY get it on on the shore, with the sea boiling in the midst of a massive thunderstorm, a giant figure in a hockey mask chained to the bottom comes to life and breaks free, hellbent on killing anyone fucking without a marriage licence. Meanwhile, a scarred, strangely camp figure with razors for fingers is menacing Pacey's dreams...

It will work. I guarantee it. And what a wonderful end to the Creek... the kids lying in bloody bits all over town while Vorhees and Krueger skip off down the road, arm in arm. I shed a tear as I type this.
 
 
A Bigger Boat
17:04 / 16.07.02
I've never been able to understand why Freddy and Jason would fight.

Complete mismatch.

And it doesn't make sense.

As I understand it, in the Predator Vs Aliens comics, the Pred use the loveable Xenomorphs for sport (Arnie and Danny Glover being a bit past it these days). Neat idea for a comic perhaps, but one which necessitates the endless shoe-horning of human characters into the ring so that it can be moulded into some kind of story.

So now we hear that human scientists are tampering with DNA and I expect their experiments go awry as Frankensteinian science decrees. And then it won't be Aliens Vs Predator anyway - it'll just be another slasher film except the twist will be that the nonces have a choice of how to get sliced/diced.

Boring.

If you're going to make a Vs film let's go all the way, rather than trying be apologist about it.

Magnolia Vs Rush Hour

Star Trek Vs Star Wars

Eraserhead Vs Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

With guns!

and naked chicks!!
 
 
A Bigger Boat
16:24 / 17.07.02
Mrs Doubtfire vs Tootsie.
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:58 / 17.07.02
That girl from the Pepsi commercials VS Shirley Temple.

Digimon VS Pokemon

The Hardy Boys Vs Nancy Drew

Vanilla Coke Vs Vanilla Ice

Andrommeda VS Firefly
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
20:06 / 17.07.02
The Shadows Vs. The Borg.

Ziggy Stardust Vs. The Thin White Duke.

Neo Vs. Jet Li.

William Shatner Vs. His own swollen ego.
 
 
A Bigger Boat
16:31 / 18.07.02
Minority Report vs Timecop

Pamela & Tommy Lee vs Pamela & Brett Michaels

The Tweenies vs the Teletubbies

how about some tag team?
Rory Bremner and Alastair McGowan vs Claude Monet and Pierre Renoir

or a cage match
Hannibal Lektor (Brian Cox) vs Hanniabal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins)
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:16 / 19.07.02
I like that last one. HopkinsLector makes his way to the ring, with boning knife and truncheon, all soothing classical music and cold dead fish eyes behind crap slasher mask, ready to chew some scenery, only to find that CoxLector hasn't even come to the arena, and has invited Leatherface to take his place...
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:14 / 19.07.02
Micheal Keaton vs Val Kilmer vs George Clooney.

Faith vs Max

The Tick vs The Maxx
 
 
A Bigger Boat
19:17 / 19.07.02
CoxLecter: That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore to the Oscars, Tony.

HopkinsLector: After I slice you open I'll not do Lecter again.

phone rings.

Close up on CoxLecter, eyes still closed, whilst we hear HL off screen.

HopkinsLecter: uh huh....I see.... no one went to see Bad Company?...Kano who?... I understand.

Close up on HL

HopkinsLecter: aparently Thomas Harris has eaten some dodgy prawns and they want to turn the contents of his underpants into a new movie so we'll have to make this quick.

CoxLecter walks calmly to the corner of the cage, picks up the telephone there that has no numbers on its face and glides over to HopkinsLecter who is now trying to impress people with his Richard Burton impression.

CoxLecter: I managed to fuck up Will Graham using only this and a stick of gum, but I'm all out of gum.

CoxLecter beats HopkinsLecter over the head repeatedly.

Thomas Harris faxes Dino De Laurentis congratulating him on another masterpiece before tucking into a bucket of oysters he's had out on the porch for a week.
 
  
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