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Dspite their fine reputation, size and impressively sharp teeth, badgers are such fucking cowards! As soon as they see a human (or indeed, a cat) they instantly turn around and run like shit in a straight line until they hit something. Which is really quite funny to watch..
My money's on moles. I was playing this ludicrous video game at a friend's house recently, it was a fighting game where all the characters transform into animals.. tigers, bears, giant lizards - none of them were a match for THE MOLE! Admittedly it was a nine foot tall mole with stainless steel claws, but who says they don't really grow to those sizes in the wild? have you ever braved their tunnels to find out? No, you haven't, because you're too scared! Mole's reign supreme in the world of furry woodland creatures!
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