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Celebrity Reality

 
 
Mystery Gypt
07:19 / 14.07.02
so i've heard their going to do a show where a big celeb comes and lives at your house for a week -- how do the jones' behave when puffy comes for dinner? that sort of thing. and there's something on the way that's like cops with celebrities -- cops bust somebody for domestic disturbance, and when he's dragged handcuffed and bleeding into the car, outkast is hanging out there to give him some hiphop advice to set him straight.

yes, reality is collapsing. it all sounds so wrong, yet so overwhelmingly appealing to voyeur inside. my question is this -- what are the weirdest, wrongest, most insane reality celebrity synthesis you can think of?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
08:39 / 14.07.02
I just think that it's celebrities getting upset that regular people are becoming stars.

For a good two years, reality TV is making stars out of just regualr people...at least for a short time on TV. Now, Ozzy is doing The Real World and not even bothering to find 5 other people, Anna Nichole Smith is going to be on E! giving us full access to her life, and now this.

Pretty soon, all they will show are celebrity versions of game shows.

Oh wait.

They are doing that.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:31 / 14.07.02
It is kind of weird, I'll admit. I'll also admit that "The Osbournes" is now literally the ONLY programme I watch on TV.
Now, a show where they had Travis getting beaten up by... well, anyone, really... that'd be good.
 
 
Margin Walker
19:41 / 15.07.02
I'd like to see a "Cooking In Prison" show starring Ol Dirty Bastard & Martha Stewart. The two of them alone in the same room peeling potatos for hours on end would be comedic genius.
 
 
Mystery Gypt
21:05 / 15.07.02
especially when it comes time for the final round -- a boiling fat and sharpened pairing knife battle to the death!
 
 
w1rebaby
22:39 / 15.07.02
What about Celebrity Pop Idol? You get some pop stars. They release songs. You see which one gets to number one. People get to vote by buying them.

It's cheap TV.
 
 
Mystery Gypt
00:57 / 16.07.02
i think that one is called "The Record Industry"
 
  
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