| News to me. Like the abstract, as it engenders the answer, all of the above. 
 If nothing else, I suppose it can be helpful. Look at their charges and say to yourself 'bollocks, I'll just say sorry and buy her a book'.
 
 See, they've helped already...
 
 [in case anyone finds a book to be an odd choice, I don't buy flowers as it's evil, and if I buy the missus chocolats, she worries about putting on weight for about a nanosecond and then eats them all and feels sick. And then blames me. Books are easier]
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