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Foods of the Bible

 
 
grant
14:23 / 03.07.02
Logia: Foods of the Bible.

They make nutrition bars based on a recipe in Deutonomy 8:8 --"A land of wheat and barley and vines and fig trees, and pomegranates; a land of oil olive and honey."

And other Biblical food products.
 
 
Abigail Blue
15:06 / 03.07.02
I lived in a Christian farm community for a while, when I was younger (don't ask...), and I found a cookbook there called The Good Book Cookbook. No joke.

After scoffing at it for a while (privately) I tried out the recipe for honey cakes in caramelized honey sauce, which I think they dug up somewhere amongst the Psalms...

They were, hands down, the best thing I've ever tasted. I don't necessarily attribute their wondrousness to their Biblical origins, but who can say?

Hmmm. There wasn't really any point to this story. Sorry...
 
 
gridley
16:16 / 03.07.02
The honey cakes story is one of the Bible's creepiest, Abigal.

As I remember it, one of King David's sons wants to sleep with his own sister (possibly half-sister), so he pretends to be sick so that she'll make him her famous honey cakes. When she comes to deliver them, he makes her feed them to him, and then rapes her.
 
 
Puzimandias
16:44 / 03.07.02
Are there any nutrition bars with locusts and honey?
 
 
Abigail Blue
17:02 / 03.07.02
That's terrible, Gridley!

Don't I feel silly for having made them as a celebratory dessert...
 
 
Abigail Blue
17:03 / 03.07.02
And I'm sure there are nutrition bars with locusts and honey, but you have to give proof of girded loins before they'll sell 'em to you...
 
 
The Apple-Picker
18:00 / 03.07.02
Abigail Blue, pretty please give us the recipe. We shall just rename them, is all, to avoid any icky connotations.
 
 
gridley
18:12 / 03.07.02
Yes, AP! Take Back the Honey Cakes!
 
 
Abigail Blue
18:19 / 03.07.02
Oh, my poor wee hungerers-after-honey-cakes! The problem is that I didn't write the recipe down, as I left the farm in a bit of a hurry. I considered taking the book with me, but felt that thieving a book of Biblical recipes might get me in some kind of trouble with the folk upstairs.

We must first form a fellowship to track the recipe down, and then we can go about reclaiming the honey cakes from their dark and terrible past... Who's with me?
 
 
Grey Area
19:13 / 03.07.02
Hmm...I have this recipe on my hdd. The friend I got it from claims that it's biblical in origin, so it may fit the bill. It involves honey, and I guess you could portion out the dough into smaller chunks to be caramelised, but I could be wrong. Either way, it's a good cake.

330 ml honey
330 ml hot, strong coffee
850g unsifted flour
250g sugar
2 1/2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. soda
1 tsp. cinnamon
2 tsp. orange rind
pinch each of salt, ground cloves & ginger
60ml salad oil
4 eggs, separated
1/4 tsp. cream of tartar

Dissolve honey in hot coffee; cool. Mix flour, 125g of the sugar and rest of dry ingredients. Make a well and add oil, egg yolks and coffee-honey mixture; stir until smooth. Beat egg whites and cream of tartar until foamy; add remaining 125g sugar, a little at a time, beating until stiff and glossy. Pour yolk mixture (a third at a time) over whites and gently fold in until just blended. Pour into ungreased baking pan. Bake about 1-1/4 hours in 350-degree oven (until top springs back when lightly touched). Let cool completely before removing from pan.
 
 
Margin Walker
22:46 / 03.07.02
Grey Area wrote: 330 ml honey

Is that approximatly 1/2 a cubit of honeycomb?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:51 / 03.07.02
..."Either way, it's a good cake."

You mean someone's invented BAD cake? How can such a thing be?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
09:48 / 04.07.02
How can you say that? You MUST have had Battenburg at some point in your life...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:56 / 04.07.02
I can feel myself heading for a kicking, but...
...umm... I quite like Battenburg.

Although... I haven't eaten it in years, and can't actually remember the last time I did. Maybe I just think I do?

Ahh shit. You had to do it. You had to provoke an ontological cake crisis. Just when I didn't need one.

Oh bum.
 
 
Fist of Fun
10:42 / 04.07.02
Grey Area, when your friend said the recipe was 'biblical', did he mean it in the "I knew her in the biblical sense"? Because, as I remember my history, coffee and cream of tartar didn't really feature heavily in biblical times.

Of course, I recognise that I have probably just put myself down on some religious organisations list of "People who we will kill by smiting them with the holy Aardvark for is it not said that the rightous will strike with the first word?".
 
 
Grey Area
11:42 / 04.07.02
While I'm aware that neither coffee or cream of tartar are specifically mentioned in the bible, I'm sure someone with a better knowledge of the book could find passages that could be interpreted to refer to either of these substances (similarly to those passages that are interpreted to refer to nuclear weapons, automobiles and the shooting of JFK).

And even if they aren't in the bible, it's still a good cake...
 
 
Ariadne
13:28 / 04.07.02
I love Battenburg cake too. Childhood thing, I think, and I like being able to split all the squares up, choose whether to eat pink or yellow first, and save the strip of marzipan till last... mmmm.

But then I hate chocolate cake, so I'm obviously not to be trusted.
 
 
The Natural Way
14:14 / 04.07.02
Hatred of Battenburg? Oh, the fools. It's the marzipan, innit?

But chocolate cake? Oh, the silly cocks......
 
 
Sax
14:17 / 04.07.02
I have to join Kit-Cat-Club here. Battenburg is a mockery of a cake. Marzipan is a piss-poor excuse for a cake accoutrement. This is the 21st Century. Move on.
 
 
Ariadne
14:31 / 04.07.02
Well, I think an improvement on Battenburg would be, err, Burgenbatt - a big lump of marzipan with a delicate coating of pink and yellow sponge round it. I luuuuuuuurve marzipan.
 
 
moriarty
14:31 / 04.07.02
Found this. Maybe you can reverse engineer it back to the original!

Honey Wine Cake

(adapted from The Good Book Cookbook)

5 egg yolks plus 7 whites
1/2 cup honey
1 tablespoon grated orange peel
1 cup whole wheat pastry flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup sweet white wine
1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons olive oil

Preheat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, whisk egg yolks with honey for 5 minutes. Add orange peel. In a large bowl, sift pastry flour with salt. Gradually stir in egg and honey. Follow with wine and olive oil, stirring constantly. Beat egg whites until stiff and fold into batter. Line the bottom of an 8-inch spring-form pan with oiled parchment. Pour in batter and bake 20 minutes. Turn oven off and let cake sit 10 minutes. It will deflate. Remove cake from oven. Turn over and detach from spring pan. Serve with wine.
 
 
Ariadne
14:33 / 04.07.02
Yum! I especially like the statement "serve with wine". And a bit of marzipan on the side.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:46 / 04.07.02
Temazepam?
 
 
that
16:41 / 08.07.02
I like Battenburg too... and also dislike chocolate cake intensely... it is almost always either too dry or too rich (though I happen to have a very nice chocolate cake recipe which treads the fine line between the two). And marzipan is lovely.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:36 / 08.07.02
I agree - most chocolate cakes are dreadful. and those rare gems referred to as "the perfect brownie" have ruined me for all others

however, marzipan is the one confection I cannot bear. not sure why, as its sweet and made of almonds, both certainly delicious ingredients for good eats. but anything marzipany sends me packing
 
  
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