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I have to say, I am dissapointed that what I thought was a forward thinking group of people are so clearly deluded.
Left handedness is the devil's work. It is clear from all the scientific evidence that 'southpaws' (etymological derivation being from "Satan's Paws") are:
(i) Maladapted social misfits with sociopathic tendencies
(ii) Clumsy, both physically and socially
(iii) Less good lovers
(iv) Likely to be fifth columnists.
I myself had to shoot one of the family dogs because it indicated a disturbing tendency to wat its tail more to the left than the right. As I pulled the trigger though, it looked up at me as if to say "That's allright, dad, I understand and would do the same if I had fingers." |
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