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From my blog, Friday 5th July:
First there was warchalking (yay pioneer Ben). Now, in the first of many parodies (Remember the Megway? Do you? Do you?), we have pubchalking. Whoever wins the race for warhawking (marking wireless networks with artful decorations of thick, chainsmoker phlegm), whorestalking (following ladies of the night around until eventually the excitement gets too much, and then in a twist worthy of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation using the chalk to draw a line around their bodies in your role as a police forensic analyst) and goreporking (shoving your penis into a big pile of entrails) also wins fluffy teddy bears.
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