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The [insert container] of [horrid thing you don't want a container full of]

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:39 / 26.06.02

Inspired by the Suitcase of Evil thread over in the Magick.

Give us your vessels of horrid nastyness, eg:

The Lustreware Vase of Debatable Aesthetics

the Fool

01:30 / 27.06.02

The jade coffin-shaped receptical of the black formless spawn of Tsathogghua.

The gold and ruby chalise of a million regurgitated eyes...

The Monkey

01:49 / 27.06.02

Oh, Mordant, how Gorey-pastiche of you. It brings a tear to the eye to realize the codger is actually gone.

The Miami Vice Collectible Lunch Box of the Ancients. A gateway into the leaden, sepulchral realm outside of space and time...which resembles Wall Street circa 1988. Stare in the thousand-headed, pink-suited, five-a-clock-shadow [of tentacles]-covered heart of madness! Fear the leggings and denim jacket of Yog Shoggoth! Tremble as your mind shatters upon encountering the unthnkable master of this nightmare realm...John Hughes!!

Stone Mirror

04:38 / 27.06.02

The Special Edition DVD of Invocations of He-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Named...

(Content copyright © 2002, Shambling Horde Productions, all rights reserved)

Sax

06:22 / 27.06.02

The bag of shite.

Shortfatdyke

07:21 / 27.06.02

the tupperware container full of rival forces.

open the container at your peril! the rival forces will seduce you with their special interests and force you to your knees with their rhetoric. the only way to defeat them is to slash wildly in all directions.....

Eloi Tsabaoth

09:04 / 27.06.02

The thimble of Jim Davidson's arse-sweat.

rizla mission

09:43 / 27.06.02

The Punchbowl of Goats.

Simple, but effective.

tom-karika nukes it from orbit

10:28 / 27.06.02

Idiana C. Capitalist and The Wallet of Money.

The Natural Way

10:58 / 27.06.02

Tinned mashed potato (it really exists).