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Jailbait or Legal?

 
 
Matthew Fluxington
21:30 / 03.06.02
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I scored 10/16, I identified 50% of the jailbait correctly, and 75% of the legal ones.
 
 
Trijhaos
21:36 / 03.06.02
I scored 10/16 too.
75% of the jailbait and 50% of the legal ones.
 
 
Mystery Gypt
22:11 / 03.06.02
i was about to take the test and then that music started and i had to close the window in horror.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
22:49 / 03.06.02
I got 12/16, 75%, 75% right. But...The "lolita" one...the actress in the original Lolita was in her 20s when the movie was made. So that one really should be "Legal".

I feel kind of dirty.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
23:03 / 03.06.02
These are the ones that really threw me off...

and ...those seem to be deliberately trying to trick the person taking the test. I mean, c'mon - the girl on the right(is that the girl from "10 Things I Hate About You"?) looks like she's no older than 12 in that photo. Meanwhile, the girl on the left looks about as old as most girls I know who are my age (22).

I mean, really!
 
 
Laughing
23:25 / 03.06.02
I got 75% of the legal ones, but only 25% of the jailbait.

Of course, I am from Alabama.
 
 
moriarty
00:02 / 04.06.02
13/16.
An unbelievable 100% on the jailbait and 62.5% on the legals.
By the way, the actress from Lolita was jailbait during the filming of the movie, but was legal upon its release.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
00:13 / 04.06.02
Are we talking about Dominique Swain, or Sue Lyon?

Lyon was 15 during the filming of the original film, and Swain was 16.
 
 
Margin Walker
00:15 / 04.06.02
Here's another one. Fake or Real?--Take Playboy's Ultimate Breast Test
 
 
moriarty
00:26 / 04.06.02
I remember reading that they required a body double during the filming of Lolita and that they placed a pillow under swain when she sat on Irons' lap. According to the IMDB she was 15 at the time of filming, but they could be wrong.

The funny thing is, the legal age around these parts is 18, not 16.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
00:36 / 04.06.02
I took that Playboy test, and got 22 out of 36 correct - the thing of it is, they don't tell you anything more than what you got correct. I wanted to know what was what, if I was spotting real breasts as fakes, or vice versa.
 
 
Margin Walker
01:26 / 04.06.02
Call me jaded or ignorant, but I didn't even take it because they all looked fake to me.
 
 
matsya
02:25 / 04.06.02
that's what i thought
 
 
matsya
02:26 / 04.06.02
but i only got 6 out of 36. apparently the definitive test is the feel of them. silicone boobs are apparently HARD. not to guess, to touch.

m.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:30 / 04.06.02
15/16
100% of the jailbait and 87.5 of the legal ones.
 
 
Rage
07:21 / 04.06.02
I thought they were all jailbait and that it was one of those "trick" quizzes. I answered accordingly. Whoops.
 
 
drzener
09:26 / 04.06.02
Oh whoops, I only scored 8/16.
Has me worried about who I sent on at Ozzfest last week. Ah weel, I can just blame buckfast and rocker chicks
 
 
Ethan Hawke
12:48 / 04.06.02
Lyon was 15 during the filming of the original film, and Swain was 16.

Oh. Nevermind then. For some reason, I was under the impression that Lyon was much older. Mea Culpa.
 
 
enough
16:48 / 04.06.02
Moriarty, you are from Toronto right?

16 !!!
 
 
moriarty
20:15 / 04.06.02
Two hours north of Toronto.

And if anyone from TO is reading this (and considering this thread is about jailbait, it wouldn't surprise me) the Kingpins are playing at Lee's Palace on Saturday, which can easily be followed up by some Blow Up action. Just suggestin', y'know.
 
 
Mazarine
00:54 / 05.06.02
11/16. I only guessed one of the jailbait as legal, but I felt sooo dirty when I did. But I'm also guessing that a lot of people on this board were jailbait at one time or another.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:20 / 05.06.02
Not jailbait as such, but I was a teenage midlife crisis.

Was I alone in finding some of those pix fucking disturbing? There seems to be a general trend for kids these days to get old really young, boys and girls both.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:44 / 05.06.02
These days? One of the "jailbait" images is Jodie Foster from the late 70s, another Brooke Shields in the early 80s...
 
 
Bear
09:52 / 05.06.02
Brooke Shields from Pretty Baby, anyone seen that maybe I'll start a topic about it in film to see what Barbelithers think.

That french girl too whats her name, her song (and video) Lolita is just wrong.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
11:29 / 05.06.02
13\16 here
i think i know the first girl you posted the pic above of, ill need to ask her when i see her
 
 
suds
11:40 / 05.06.02
ew...that site is gross and sexist and not cool at all.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:47 / 05.06.02
This whole thread is deeply disturbing. Flux, what were you thinking, man?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:57 / 05.06.02
Yeeep - I certainly didn't mean it as a "I want to fuck little girls" sort of way, more that it was passed along to me, I found the test difficult, so I passed it along to the net-test-crazed folks on Barbelith. My intentions were not sinister, though the site can be viewed that way. My impression was that the B3ta people meant it to be mocking of the nonce set...
 
 
No star here laces
14:05 / 05.06.02
Have y'all tried "funnel or tunnel" yet then?

They had to take it down as it was crippling their server. Similar format only you had to guess from the head shots whether the girl was having oral or anal sex. Music was "Brown-eyed girl".
 
  
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