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Feeling kind of mentally ill...

 
 
gridley
17:05 / 30.05.02
i wish i was Batman. if i was batman, I'd just run around beating the shit out of everyone, screaming: "I'm Batman! I don't have a face! I'm going to kill you!!!"
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
17:10 / 30.05.02
Nice to know.

Is there a reason for this or have you finally gone over the edge?
 
 
bitchiekittie
18:03 / 30.05.02
what would you have robin do?

rowr
 
 
gridley
18:42 / 30.05.02
Robin should jump up and down, screaming, "The puppy doesn't move no more! The puppy's mouth doesn't bark! The puppy's tail doesn't wag! The puppy's legs don't run! It's mommy has to brush it's fur, because the car made it all flat!"
 
 
Traz
21:06 / 30.05.02
Frank Miller? Is that you?
 
 
w1rebaby
21:43 / 30.05.02
i thought it was mel gibson who didn't have a face

or does that mean mel gibson is batman? Or batman is mel gibson? Or both?
 
 
Trijhaos
21:49 / 30.05.02
No, no you all don't understand. See, Firefly is the faceless master of the arashikage clan, which means Mel Gibson is Firefly which makes Batman Firefly's secret identity. See?
 
 
w1rebaby
21:56 / 30.05.02
who's grant morrison then?
 
 
Trijhaos
22:05 / 30.05.02
Isn't it obvious? See, Grant Morrison is Alan Moore without all the hair. But, you say, who is Alan Moore? Alan Moore is Jack Kirby's father. You see, Alan Moore discovered how to travel back in time. That's why he was able to write From Hell and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
 
 
Ria
23:14 / 30.05.02
ah! so everyone who writes historical fiction can travel through time. or just historical comic books?
 
 
Trijhaos
23:20 / 30.05.02
It really depends on how historically accurate the fiction is. Take Harry Turtledove for instance. He writes alternate historical fiction. For example, in The Guns of the South, the souther army is equipped with Ak-47s. Other than that, the material is dead on accurate. Thus, he can travel through time.

Now people who don't write accurate historical fiction can travel through time in a sense. They see an alternate past that is made up of incorrect facts and myth.

Now, I can hear people posting already. What about people who write futuristic science fiction stuff? People who write that are just nutjobs and need to be locked up.
 
 
Ria
23:22 / 30.05.02
by Batman.
 
 
Trijhaos
23:27 / 30.05.02
Right, by Batman.

Who else could lock those nutjobs up?
 
 
gridley
12:24 / 31.05.02
Thanks, guys, that was exactly what I needed....
 
  
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