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What did Bush know, and when did he know it?

 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
12:26 / 26.05.02
Not just a question being asked on all of the news channels, but the easiest straight line in months.

Bush knew:

Oil is worth money, and oil companies give out a lot of money.
Squarebob Spongepants is on Nickelodian.
Anything the President can do to help the people who sell oil is legal and necessary.
Squarebob Spongepants isn’t real, but is just a cartoon.
Al Gore got more votes than he did.
Al Gore probably got beat up a lot in grade school.
When Congress doesn’t do what he tells them to do, all he has to do is call them Unpatriotic and they change their mind.
John McCain is a pain in the ass.
Whatever Colin Powell says is right unless someone tells him it isn’t right.
Squarebob Spongepants is a sponge, and his pants don’t look like a sponge, which is very confusing.
 
 
Mazarine
14:24 / 26.05.02
Squarebob Spongepants is a sponge, and his pants don’t look like a sponge, which is very confusing.

It's actually Spongebob Squarepants, and his pants are decidedly squarish. Easy error.
 
  
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