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CoC: Urban Legends

 
 
cusm
16:59 / 24.05.02
Hello,

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Ernest Heilman, P.H.D. in History, Mathmatics, and cultural anthropology, and professor in the occult studies department of Carnegy Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. My credentials in the occult community are well known to any with the means to discover them, and any without has no need to know them. Thus, I shall not bore you by listing such positions here, nor draw undue attention to my fellows in such orders as I belong by speaking of them in circles unsecured as this one. Although if you have discovered this forum, it is likely you are already a brother to me though such an order, or referred here by one who has invested strict confidence in your abilities and repute, suitable for the important work at hand. I would like to welcome you to this forum, and pray our work here may benefit our respective orders towards the Great Work of shepherding the difficult passage of mankind to this new and troubled age.

The premis of our work here, as you should all well know, involves the tracking and reporting of popular modern folk tales and mythologies, more commonly referred to as "urban legends" by the amature scholar. The thesis we shall persue begins with the following assumptions, each of which the focus of intensely persued scholory work, proofs of which are available in published dissertation by my hand available through the references below:

Given: There are powerful occult forces at work in the shaping of our world, herefor to be called The Aeons (Signs of Meta Cultural Influence in Historic Societies University of Pittsburgh, 1982)
Given: Man is able to perceive the movements of these Aeons through his collective unconscious. (Masking the Gods: The Formation of Indigenous Mystical Tradition Stanford, 1986)
Given: These perceptions are rarely clear, filtered through relevant local culture and custom to be interpreted as mythological figures, dieties, monsters, and legends. Masking the Gods: The Formation of Indigenous Mystical Tradition Stanford, 1986)
Given: Knowledge of these perceptions is preserved in religious or mystical traditions, legends, and superstitous folk lore. Perpetuation of Religion as Cultural Data Storage Carnegy Mellon, 1997)

Thesis: That the study of the emergence of new forms of folk lore may give insight to the movement of the Aeons, and study of the patterns of the appearance of such legends give insight not only to where they have been, but where such forces may be headed in the future.

I have already collected a fair body of work on the subject, which I am still collating through statistical analysis at present. It is my hope that the discoveries and reports of others preforming this work shared here may benefit the work of all, that we gain a greater understanding of the forces that command the destiny of this world, that we might use this knowledge to great benefit for the future of mankind, and our respective societies.

I thank you for your participation, and look forward to sucessful work together in the future.

Namaste,

Frater Heilman
 
 
Captain Zoom
20:43 / 28.05.02
My Dear Dr. Heilman,

I hope you will not mind my writing you, but your letter was passed to me by a colleague who thought I might have something to add to your study. My name is William Coombs and I run a used and rare book store in Oakville, Ontario. I have a decided interest in urban legends of the sort you are studying, and indeed have a fair collection of tomes on this very subject. If you are interested in corresponding further, do drop me a note and I'll give you an idea of some of my researches.

Yours,

William Coombs
Proprietor, The Magic Mirror
 
 
deja_vroom
12:27 / 29.05.02
Excerpt from the letter section of "Them", occult oriented e-magazine, issue #37


To anyone who might be interested:

My name is Pedro Vargas, I am a Brazilian who's graduating in Paleonthology, and currently undertaking a field research project in Potosi, Peru.

I'm writing to your magazine because I need help. Skimming through some of your past issues, I have come across reports on clay tablets found in Lake Ural, Russia, which were supposedly confiscated by Russian Government. I don't have to go into details because you all have read the reports. The hieroglyphs were of a kind yet unknown to us. The way three-dimensional bas-relief was used to convey meaning and enhance the memorization of the story being told suggested a comprehension of mnemonic processes which is completely alien to the time in which the tablets were carved - supposedly around 600 B.C. I have seen the sketches in your issue #35, with the headline "Will The Teachers Return?", and I have to say I was impressed. By then, I thought the whole thing had "hoax" imprinted all over it: allusions to government interference, lack of precise geographical directions, etc, and I must say that the general tone of loony conspiracy implicit in the report didn't wasn't helpful, either. My opinion has changed, however.
As I said in the beginning of the letter, I need help. Because I have found three tablets hidden in ceremonial vases in the base of Mt. Potosi, in a pre-historic village which we unearthed last year. And I need help of anyone who might have been working in the Lake Ural expedition - specially paleolinguists - to help trying understand the carvings and hopefully trace its origins and stablish its place within known History.
The reason I'm asking for help here, and not through the regular channels, is that these tablets, just like the ones at Lake Ural, have certain characteristics that might draw unwanted attention. They are very, very special. You will forgive me for not providing further descriptions, but I have my reasons.
If anyone can put me in touch with Dr. Mikhail Pushkin or any of his assistants, I would appreciate immensely.
Sorry for any mispellings and typos.

Sincerely
Pedro Vargas
 
  
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