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We're The Great Old Ones Now
12:07 / 23.05.02
I recently bought a book from Blackwells Online.

I opened it, and out feel a blue card, which read:

Inspected by

1

___ November


I'm alarmed by the idea of inspectors with no names perusing my books before they arrive. I fear a kind of Orwellian inspectorate. Although at least I was lucky enough to be inspected by the first among them, rather than some riff raffy like 17 or 108.
 
 
suds
12:10 / 23.05.02
the transatlantic parcels i get from my boy are always 'inspected' and i too feel a similar fear to you.
one time, my friend tom sent me a magazine and a mix-tape to me in india. and the inspectors took the tape! thats when i get pissy.
 
 
Grey Area
13:02 / 23.05.02
Not to inject a sense of realism into what could become a very entertaining thread, but it could just have been the publisher's own quality control inspectors inserting the card to indicate that they have counted all the pages, made sure none of the pictures have been vandalised by disgruntled typesetters and pre-cracked the binding for your convenience so that the pages start to fall out in a month's time.

When we lived in the UAE, every book that came into the country was inspected too. Employees of the Ministry of Information and Culture with big, fat magic markers would scribble over every racy picture or even go to the length of cutting it out. What this did to an issue of Cosmopolitan is quite funny, in a way. "Congratulations! You've just paid £4 for an imported magazine full of square holes!"
 
 
Saveloy
13:26 / 23.05.02
No names? Surely the inspector's name was 'November'? Your book has been examined by one of the months. November probably chosen to give a particularly cool and frosty assessment.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
13:53 / 23.05.02
Ah. And the '1' refers to the fact that only one month examined the book? Interesting point.
 
 
Saveloy
13:59 / 23.05.02
Well, only 1 November - there's one every year, remember. I wonder which year yours was from?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
14:02 / 23.05.02
It was a book on the dark ages. Actually a text from the dark ages. It could have been any November between 1290 and 1600. Of course, they may not have used an expert month, but a little backgroun knowledge couldn't hurt.
 
 
Saveloy
14:38 / 23.05.02
Difficult to get hold of months from that era, I heard that most of them emmigrated to prehistoric times.
 
  
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