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Honorable Customer-san,
Your friend, Anonymous-san, has graciously placed an order for you
with Ninja Burger.
The following are being delivered at this very moment by our trained ninja
delivery team:
Ninja Burger x 0 @ $3.50 --> $0.00
Double Ninja Burger x 1 @ $5.50 --> $5.50
Junior Ninja Burger x 0 @ $2.00 --> $0.00
Samurai Chicken Sandwich x 0 @ $3.50 --> $0.00
French Fries of our Ancestors x 1 @ $2.50 --> $2.50
Onion Death Blossom x 0 @ $5.50 --> $0.00
Large Cola x 1 @ $1.50 --> $1.50
Ninja Combo Meal #1 x 0 @ $7.00 --> $0.00
Ninja Combo Meal #2 x 0 @ $9.00 --> $0.00
Ninja Little Human Meal x 0 @ $4.00 --> $0.00
Ninja Birthday Special x 0 @ $11.00 --> $0.00
Small Cola x 0 @ $0.75 --> $0.00
Wasabi x 1 @ $0.50 --> $0.50
Delivery Fee x 1 @ $99.95 --> $99.95
Your total price: $109.95
There is no need to tell us where the order is to be delivered; we already
know where you are.
To ensure your safety during the delivery process, please do not make any
sudden movements. You may also wish to leave the doors and/or windows
unlocked to make our delivery easier. Also, be advised that any large dogs
or cats may need to be temporarily incapacitated by Ninja Knock-Out Powder
to protect our ninja team during the insertion phase.
Please, do not tip the ninjas.
For more information on Ninja Burger, be sure to visit our website at
www.ninjaburger.com.
Sayonara,
-Aenomi-san,
Deliverator, Ninja Burger
P.S. Ninja Burger is a fictional business dreamed up by aethereal FORGE.
Ninjas are not really on their way to visit you.
P.P.S. At least, not Ninja Burger ninjas. |
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