Its mighty quiet round these parts

15:22 / 20.05.02

hey - you. yes, you! wake up, spread a little of whatever you got around. I dont care if its gooey

gimme

(sshhhhhhh)

Im piratey rabble. I have no need for silence

*squints* yarrr

Saint Keggers

15:32 / 20.05.02

well its morning for me (actually it 12:35) but I slept in. I just made my second cup of coffee. The first was acomplete faillure due to the fact that I neglected to include any coffee in the pot. Thats the last time I attempt to make coffee before having my morning coffee. But I have coffee now and it is great. The wait made it evon more excrutiatingly delicious.
Have some.

Turk

17:16 / 20.05.02

It just went past 7pm and I had a bowl of cornflakes. That's right, I'm crazy.

17:22 / 20.05.02

I had a can of coke outta the freezer. now thats good breakfast eatin

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

18:14 / 20.05.02

where the hell is haus?

come stop me quick before I elaborate further on my love for the penis. I may even move onto the barbeslash thread and get nasty...

lookout!

01:14 / 21.05.02

Ma'am, we don't much care for that kind of talk in these parts. I may have to tell the schoolmarm to cover the children's ears.

Margin Walker

06:24 / 21.05.02

D wrote: It just went past 7pm and I had a bowl of cornflakes. That's right, I'm crazy.

but it just might be a luuuuuun-a-tic you're lookin' fo-o-or..."

Christ, I'm quoting Billy Joel, what the hell's wrong with me?

bio k9

06:36 / 21.05.02

Im piratey rabble. I have no need for silence

*squints* yarrr

This calls for action! Street Fighter style!

TIIIIIGER UPPERCUT!!! *blasts pirate scum into orbit*

Saveloy

07:30 / 21.05.02

Just thought I'd mention that there's got to be a joke to be had from this thread bumping up against The Penis Monologue.

It's quiet round my mighty parts.

11:45 / 21.05.02

This calls for action! Street Fighter style!

TIIIIIGER UPPERCUT!!! *blasts pirate scum into orbit*

YARRRR. has no effect on me, mate. as a result of all me years rabbling round pirate-like Ive developed a hard outer crust of barnacles and filth

11:57 / 21.05.02

Can you lot keep it down?
I'm trying to go back to sleep here.

Zoom.

12:09 / 21.05.02

*trips zoom with splintery peg leg*

12:16 / 21.05.02

Listen you! It's still early, and I was up late last night jabbering on the phone and I'm really tired and I hate having splinters in my shins (Ha! Shin splinters) so I just wanna go back to bed and why do you have to be such a meeeeaaaannnnn pirate anyway?

Honestly, before the cthulhu kitty, you were such a nice girl.

Zoom.

13:42 / 21.05.02

Im still sweet. just loudly, splintery so

and you shouldnt spend so much time talking to tarts, you know

14:03 / 21.05.02

But tarts, as you know, are so sweet.

"Splinterly sweet"? I think you're pushing things here.

Anyone else wanna jump in here? I'm getting a bit nervous fending off this vicious pirate all by my lonesome.

Zoom.

14:07 / 21.05.02

You're doing fine all by yourself.

Keep up the good work.

14:10 / 21.05.02

Y'know, kind words and encouragement are all fine and dandy, but I don't like the way she's waving that cutlass. And what do you think she wants to do with the peg leg?

DEAR GOD!!!!!

Zoom.

14:12 / 21.05.02

I'd help, but I'm no Macgyver. All I have is a half full bottle of grog and this petrified parrot. Can't really do much with either one.

14:23 / 21.05.02

imagine all that splintery goodness, all for yourself, lad

here, have some saltwater whiskey, the pain in your bum will be the last thing on your mind

14:41 / 21.05.02

This's just getting horrid.

Gimme that parrot, Trijhaos!

*beats peg leg until it snaps off, then downs bottle of grog and chases hopping cthulhu kittie around the underground, wielding a broken peg leg and a petrified parrot*

Now we'll see who needs the saltwater whiskey!

Zoom.

14:46 / 21.05.02

Oh God! Oh God! Polly!! Don't hurt Polly! He's my only friend!

that

14:47 / 21.05.02

Parrot drumsticks. Now that's good eatin'. As long as they're made of tofu, and not parrot, of course...

15:05 / 21.05.02

yes, hes made entirely out of petrified tofutti. raspberry-meat flavored, of course

and zoom, you silly silly man - youve forgotten my leathery wings, which I will use to fly away from your mushy parrot, right after I bash you in the head with them

15:06 / 21.05.02

I gave you those wings, and I can take them away, missy!

Zoom.

netbanshee

15:22 / 21.05.02

...this parrot is deceased...it is no more...

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

15:31 / 21.05.02

Oh god! Polly! *sniff* I..I'll ne..never forget you or the adventures we had...*sniff*.

15:40 / 21.05.02

Pirates? Leather wings?

Piffle. I am the Goth Master of Sinanju, and any who dare attck me will be subject to the sun sourse of all martial arts, and the greatest of all assassins.

*goes into his Remo Williams Trace*

I am created Shiva, the Destroyer, the shatterer of worlds, the dread night tiger made whole by the Master of Sinanju. Who is this pale peice of pig's ear who dares oppose me?

15:57 / 21.05.02

Master of Sinanju huh? Here, try this tasty american dish. We call it pizza.

16:28 / 21.05.02

*scratches barnacles*

arr...me?

gridley

16:51 / 21.05.02

I can't believe you ate Trijhaos's parrot.... now, who's going to sit on the old shoulder and squawk and laugh when Trijhaos laughs? Who? Who, I ask you, WHO?

16:58 / 21.05.02

but it was raspberry-meaty good, and chock fulla vitamins, too!

and besides, I didnt eat it. I only eat sea critters I kill with my barnacled hands, basted in their own juices and the tears of children

17:47 / 21.05.02

Is there a market for the tears of children? 'Cause I've got a great source for them at home. If I bottled them up, how much would all you pirates out there pay? Go on, make me an offer.

Zoom.