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"Skinny & Wriggly"???

 
 
w1rebaby
19:38 / 16.05.02
Paxman on Blair

"Horny Housewives, Mega Boobs, Posh Wives, Skinny & Wriggly - do you know what these magazines are like?" Blair was asked in the interview.

"No, I don't," an uncomfortable looking Blair replied. "But I do know that if someone is fit and proper to own one of the major newspaper groups in the country, there's no reason why we shouldn't accept donations from them."


Excuse my naivety, but what the hell is "Skinny & Wriggly"? The others are fairly self-explanatory. "Mega Boobs", you can work out what that's about. "Skinny & Wriggly"? What is it, gecko porn?

Even my web-fu is not aiding me here. All I found was an article in French with a broken link.
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:46 / 16.05.02
Im frankly a little weirded out that you looked!

Im sure it involves greasing them up, like scrawny piglets...
 
 
Mazarine
19:57 / 16.05.02
Daschunds maybe? Wiener dogs?
 
 
Turk
19:58 / 16.05.02
"Horny Housewives, Mega Boobs, Posh Wives, Skinny & Wriggly - do you know what these magazines are like?" Blair was asked in the interview.

"No, I don't,"




He can't guess?!?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:09 / 16.05.02
Actually, Paxman's info is out of date. Posh Wives was recently relaunched under the none-too-salubrious monniker of.... Spunk Loving Sluts. Retailers are said to be distinctly unimpressed.

As for Skinny and Wriggly... you sure this was Paxo and not Chris Morris? 'Cause that sounds madeup as fuck.
 
 
w1rebaby
20:28 / 16.05.02
Spunk Loving Sluts is doubtless going to be a hit in Smiths, then.

"Prime Minister, I have here copies of Rumbling Weasel Bitches, Take My Johnson and Pogo Ladies Want It - will you tell the nation whether you've ever pumped yourself off to any of them? Oh COME ON..."
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:36 / 16.05.02
"Well, yes, I admit I may have occasionally perused Shagpile Beaver Babes, but only for the articles."
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:44 / 16.05.02
Skinny & Wriggly is great. In this issue alone there's fun stuff on Houdini, Gareth Gates confesses his tickling fetish, Steven Byars' Agony Aunt Column denies everything, and the centrefold has closeups of an adorable greased piglet.
 
 
Trijhaos
20:45 / 16.05.02
I found a site that lets you order back issues of Skinny and Wriggly and many other magazines. I found some horribly written porn. Shouldn't there be a official website or something?
 
  
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