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Euphemism's for the ass, how many can you think of ?

Coyote

19:16 / 15.05.02

After a long night of drugs and the like I got into a conversation about euphemism's for genitalia. After awhile we got round to the anus and could only come up with a few.

I reckon we are just not mixing in the right or wrong maybe, circles.

So how many can you think of. Come on roll them out. I'm counting on you Preacher readers here to enlighten me.

DogStar

pointless and uncalled for

19:22 / 15.05.02

I desperately want to say Andrew Callow but I'm not sure that counts as a euphemism.

w1rebaby

19:36 / 15.05.02

ringpiece
poo-hoop
poo-chute
hershey highway
marmite motorway
chocolate starfish

Ganesh

19:39 / 15.05.02

And let's not forget the old faithful

Gary Glitter.

w1rebaby

19:41 / 15.05.02

quote from a friend of mine when asked about anal sex: "I don't want a floppy poo-hoop!"

bio k9

19:44 / 15.05.02

Batcave.

"Quick, Dick! To the Batcave!"

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:00 / 15.05.02

Obvious:
Back door
Tradesman's Entrance

Euphamistic:
Nether passage.
Nether (insert nice thing to play with/fuck/eat)
The Road Less Travelled.
Sit-Me-Down.

Or... you could just say bumhole. We've all got one.

Margin Walker

20:02 / 15.05.02

Arsch
Hinder
And let's not forget the sublime:

budonkadonk butt

Coyote

21:20 / 15.05.02

OK , I'm not impressed guys and girls. Come on surely you can do better than this.

Although I have to say Bio K9 has to get some kind of reward for

Batcave.

"Quick, Dick! To the Batcave!"

Oh yeh name change tonight. Feel like I wanna be more of a prankster, rather than a farlight.

Mourne Kransky

22:42 / 15.05.02

I was very fond of bahookey as a boy. Still quite arsophile now, really.

Quite into hintend also. Both may be entirely Scots in their usage.

Sax

12:12 / 16.05.02

Ronson lighter, of course. And council gritter.

baloon knot

Rusty sheriff's badge.

yoda's mouth

Along the same lines as fridgemagnet's marmite motorway, there's also Bourneville Boulevard. There are others like that which escape me.

pointless and uncalled for

12:48 / 16.05.02

Fudge tunnel comes to mind.

gozer the destructor

12:50 / 16.05.02

just remided me of a list i saw of star wars euphemisms for masterbation, tinkering with r2 unit, meat sabre practice with capt solo etc. my favourite was the death star "you may fire when ready."

Saint Keggers

00:49 / 17.05.02

then there's the good ol' fashioned: Glory Hole

the Fool

01:06 / 17.05.02

How about the classic "Bum" ...

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

02:09 / 17.05.02

The old Hershey Highway.
Where the sun don't shine.
Where the good lord split ya.
Little Brown Eyeball....that one always made me frightened.

Sax

20:49 / 17.05.02

I bet all these nicknames were dreamt up by horrid yet curious little boys.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:07 / 18.05.02

Along the lines of "Gary Glitter"... I always preferred "Philip Glass"...

or "The Road Less Travelled".

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