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The logistical demands involved in co-ordinating more than one stalker will increase the cost of the service. For instance, it would be embarrassing if one stalker posted their used panties through the letterbox at the same time as another was trying to post dogshit, wouldn't it? Or if one hid in the back seat of your car and another sabotaged the brakes. Most stalkers are fairly solitary artists anyway and prefer not to be involved with others.
However we do have some very experienced handlers who are able to keep them out of each other's way. One lady in Tampa, on a two-year contract, had up to six simultaneous stalkers of different types who only twice came into contact with each other.
Customers desiring more than one cyberstalker are advised to either purchase increased mail storage or be sure to clean their inboxes on a twice-daily basis.
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