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mondo a-go-go
08:24 / 13.05.02
ok, 'fess up: which one of you kids was looking for these?
 
 
rizla mission
13:45 / 13.05.02
well it wasn't me, but some of those results sound completely mad..
 
 
Sax
14:36 / 13.05.02
Yeah, and I want to know who the hell put this into Google:

"www.google.com/search?q=barbelith+sax+photos+naked"

You're sick. Sick.

You only had to PM me and I would've e-mailed them to you.
 
 
Trijhaos
14:41 / 13.05.02
It was me! I conducted both searches! I'm so ashamed.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:52 / 13.05.02
Oh, the internet. I'm just glad no one put in kali+barbelith+naked+photos.

Speaking of photos, anyone got an idea where I can get my photos from Jon Spencer hosted? And while he's not the sexiest man in rock'n'roll, I got some good 'uns of Spike too.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:22 / 13.05.02
Howja do that, kooky?
 
 
Ierne
16:30 / 13.05.02
I was going to ask as well!

I find it interesting that many Barbelithers don't seem to have a problem with photos of themselves online. Maybe I'm the weirdo, but I'd be distinctly uncomfortable having photos of myself out on the web.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
17:11 / 13.05.02
MC: stats package. Try here. There's a couple of freebies that measure referrers. I regularly get searches for such joyous things as "Uncle Luke's Sex Pics", "my wife's handjob video" and, more amusingly, "subconscious kraken".

It's a whole world of fucked-up-edness.

And can everyone who's coming there, looking for Richard Sandrak just fuck off, please?
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:14 / 13.05.02
ierne: Im random-looking enough where I could claim it wasnt me
 
 
Not Here Still
18:26 / 13.05.02
Oddly enough, one of the links in that, I have visited. But I wasn't looking for Kali's photos, nice as I'm sure they are.

Oddly enough, it was looking to find out if Mumm-ra had been evoking Lovecraftian beasties. It's the Invisible college link, fourth down the page here and third on Kook's link.

Fascinating, eh?
 
 
Not Here Still
18:28 / 13.05.02
Oddly enough, one of the links in that, I have visited. But I wasn't looking for Kali's photos, nice as I'm sure they are.

Oddly enough, it was looking to find out if Mumm-ra had been evoking Lovecraftian beasties. It's the Invisible college link, fourth down the page here and third on Kook's link.

Fascinating, eh?
 
 
Not Here Still
18:29 / 13.05.02
So good, I posted it twice.
 
 
grant
18:33 / 13.05.02
Ierne: I find it interesting that many Barbelithers don't seem to have a problem with photos of themselves online. Maybe I'm the weirdo, but I'd be distinctly uncomfortable having photos of myself out on the web.

Why?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
18:35 / 13.05.02
Because you're a tremendously sexy person and can't spare the time to beat off admirers with a stick.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
18:39 / 13.05.02
I get a TON of people at my site looking for Richard Sandrak! Curse the day I ever blogged that pint-sized sack of testosterone!
 
 
w1rebaby
18:45 / 13.05.02
w00t w00t!!!

i am number 3 if you google for "fucking"!
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
18:47 / 13.05.02
Now that's an accolade that should be on your resume.
 
 
w1rebaby
18:52 / 13.05.02
I am number 1 if you google for jason donovan pictures, as well... er...
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:14 / 13.05.02
if you google using my real name - exactly 100% of it is not me!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:17 / 13.05.02
Suffice to say, there are no pictures of me on the Web. Well, the real me, not the goddess me....
 
 
_pin
19:18 / 13.05.02
Some great ones for me (I swear these are real, but none seem to work anymore. There are people that will vouch for me tho... ):

batman porn, fuck batman, batman fucking, 1960's batman porn, mummy doesn't love me anymore, just out of nappies porn, old men fucking, old men fucking in nappies, bored of breasts, scary sunny delight advert and fuck me blind.
 
 
Mystery Gypt
19:19 / 13.05.02
i used to get lots of hits from people searching for "pig-fucker". i don't know whether or not they were also looking for examples of a funny and aggressive epithet, or if they were hoping for something more along the lines of man-pig love.
 
 
_pin
19:22 / 13.05.02
Oh, I think I also had:

anal fist fuck and the plain and simple "porn"

And a bunch of people searching for my name. I wish people wouldn't do that, I get quite paranoid...

And someone got to me searching "bitchiekittie+barbelith", bk...
 
 
w1rebaby
20:02 / 13.05.02
If you search for my real name, you get an article I wrote while I was a student about the difference between self-harm and body-modification. My parents found that once.

That was fun, as you can imagine.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
20:15 / 13.05.02
The best search on my site is "shane ks gay bottom". Which is my birth name, strangely enough.
Shane K.S. Gaybottom
 
 
Tom Coates
20:38 / 13.05.02
I don't understand. Why would anyone want to see Barbelith naked?
 
 
Margin Walker
22:47 / 13.05.02
I searched Google and found out that I have a fictionsuit doppleganger with his own weblog and my doppleganger looks like this:



Why is piano wire never handy when you need it the most?
 
 
mondo a-go-go
09:53 / 14.05.02
"I'm just glad no one put in kali+barbelith+naked+photos."

it's ok, it yields no results. (yes, i was sad enough to check. i thought my site might come up again, since i've used the word "naked" before)

"Howja do that, kooky?"

sitemeter.com rocks. :]
 
 
Sax
10:00 / 14.05.02
Actually, I made that up about searches for photos of me naked. No-one's actually done that. Just trying to make myself more popular.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:36 / 14.05.02
Tom - it's all about the codeporn.

Phwoaar, would you look at the html on that page.

Wooooof
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:12 / 16.05.02
Says it all, really.

From the site statistics, I don't think anyone who's read my blog in the last couple of days actually meant to.
 
 
Krister Kjellin
09:52 / 16.05.02
Margin Walker: Did your doppleganger change the image you referred to? In that case: Yay, to the other MW.

There's someone with a good grip on his website.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
10:22 / 16.05.02
well, today i discovered that i am #10 on google for "hentai bukkake" and #6 for "arcee porn". god bless nick locking. :]
 
 
Ierne
14:29 / 16.05.02
Says it all, really.– Mordant C@rnival

Girl, you are up there with Ovid and the Holy See! Ferocious!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:06 / 27.05.02
My personal message board is now#6 for "ninjas pirates".

W00t!
 
  

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