| It's a bit quiet, so you might want to turn your speakers up a notch. – Mordant C@rnival 
 %Oh yeah, it's far too quiet. *Do* turn it up, especially at work.%
 
 "Ierne! What's that horrid noise?"
 
 "Is that your computer, Ierne?"
 
 "Holy Shit! What was that??? Ierne???"
 
 "Don't be dying on us now, girlfriend!"
 
 heh heh heh...
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