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Riddle : Where has the pimple gone to?

Johnson Chong

11:41 / 09.05.02

One day, I was squeezing out some pimples and I think that I didn't remove all the pimples granules from my nails when I go and adjust my dick, clearing away the pubic hairs from the head (You see, I don't wear underwear) That's when I think I drop a pimple granule into the inside lining of my foreskin.

Now, I felt as if there's a lump under the foreskin at the area where the dick head join the stem. And however I roll up the foreskin and look, I just can't find the pimple granule. Riddle : Where has the pimple gone to? Please respond euthusiastically and tell me the answer cause I don't wanna loose my little brother......As it will mean the end to a lot of things.......

w1rebaby

11:49 / 09.05.02

You have granules in your pimples?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:50 / 09.05.02

Okay. Officially scared now.

deja_vroom

15:17 / 09.05.02

The pimple is on vacation on selfawaria... and you should follow it urgently.

Trijhaos

15:31 / 09.05.02

Please tell me, you didn't actually drop it! Oh god, man you've gotta get to a doctor now! Go!

My friend, lets call him Fred (I don't want to embarrass him you understand), had this happen to him last year. Unfortunately, it didn't think it was any big thing until his dick started to turn green with hot pink splotches. Well, he went to the doctor and the doctor gave him some Tylenol 3? I'm sure you're asking why. Well, unfortunately, there is no cure. The Tylenol 3 was for the pain my friend felt when his dick fell off. If your dick hasn't started changing colors, you can save most of it! Alas, you will probably lose the bit that is close to the granule.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:31 / 09.05.02

It's a Judgement. From God. He wants you to wear undies in future. Go ye unto the gent's undies section and avail yourself of their finest 100% cotton boxer shorts. Then pray.

Mini-Johnson may yet be saved.

000

12:08 / 31.08.02

I have the answer and all future reactions but it's so important that I can't tell. I really, really can't tell.

You'll never get the answer as long as you die.

It's the rioddle that won't go away and which will constantly surprise you every time you think you have it sorted.

http://squeezemypimplydick.ort

It contains some clues but you'll never know if your perception's shot to death.

www.whydietomorrow.corg

000

12:09 / 31.08.02

I frust you understand tha thing.

Seth

14:14 / 31.08.02

The mysteries of the penis.

This may yet be the greatest thread I have ever read.

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