Doggone it, I'm trying to conduct a study here. Please review the rules of this thread.

Sleaze: Ninja
Stoatie: Pirate
Mordant: Pirate raised by Ninjas
Trijhaos: Pirate

Trijhaos

23:53 / 08.05.02

I read the rules. I suppose you want it in list form.

Persephone: Ninja
Sleazenation: Pirate
Chairman Maominstoat: Pirate
Mordant: Pirate!

The Strobe

23:54 / 08.05.02

I'm a Ninja. It's clear. For anyone. To see.

the Fool

00:45 / 09.05.02

I have a pirate beard, but I also learn kungFu. I own black KungFu pjs (for training) but usually never wear black. I like sushi, but I also drink beer...

So,

Am I Ninja Or Am I Pirate?

Cherry Bomb

01:24 / 09.05.02

But what about ME??!?

Cherry Bomb

01:27 / 09.05.02

Oh yeah and:

Peresphone: Ninja
Mordant: Ninja, DAMMIT!
Sleazie: Ninja
Stoatie: Pirate
Paleface: Ninja/Pirate hybrid
the Fool: Ninja who says "AAAR"
Trijahos: Pirate

Saint Keggers

02:04 / 09.05.02

Well?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:06 / 09.05.02

The ficsuit name says it all, Kegboy. Welcome aboard, shipmate.

Persephone

02:08 / 09.05.02

You were doing fine, Trij. For a pirate.

List form is very helpful, yes. See here, I have started this little chart & it's going to be hilarious when done.

Cherry: Pirate, as if!
Fool: Ninja
Paleface, solely based on your wan name: Ninja
Kegboy: Pirate

grant

02:56 / 09.05.02

Arrr??

Aaaii??

>>>>>>>>>>>>

Persephone: Ninja. (stymied Hallmark plundering converted to keen design/propaganda war.)
Maominstoat: Pirate. (name, prior posts)
Kegboy: Pirate. (name. you kidding?)
Cherry: Pirate. (gesamtkunstwerk)
Trijhaos: Pirate.
the Fool: Ninja
Paleface: Pirate. (that is *so* a Pirate name.)
Sleaze: Hmmm. Ninja. (He strikes silently.)
Mordant: Ninja. (except for the boots. and the boats.)

the Fool

03:47 / 09.05.02

Persephone: Ninja
Mordant: Pirate with ninja soul (or it that the other way around)
Kegboy: Pirate
Paleface: Pirate
Grant: Pirate
Cherry: Pirate
Stoatie: Pirate
Trijhaos: Pirate
Sleaze: Pirate

Goddamn, you're all pirates! Quickly PersephoneSan let us hide in shadows and steal Pirate treasure for the dojo and Sensei!

You know, I was secretly hoping to be a pirate too, all those bawdy parties, outrageous fashion and shipboard intrigue! The life of a ninja seems banal in comparison...

wembley can change in 28 days

03:52 / 09.05.02

Cherry: Pirate. (gesamtkunstwerk)
Pirates can be Germans? Germans can be pirates?

Cherry: pirate
Kegboy: pirate, because Canadians can't be ninjas.
Trijahos: pirate (who wears a hook)
persephone: ninja
mordant: ninja who invented the socks-with-toes phenomenon
Fool: pirate, to indulge his little fantasy
Maominstoat: pirate waving a little red book
Sleaze: pirate, for the name
Paleface: pirate
grant: hmmm. pirate in the crow's nest.

Margin Walker

08:11 / 09.05.02

Pirates can be Germans? Germans can be pirates?

Look no further than Jebadiah Springfield. Or should I say Hans Sprungfeld!! The dreaded pirate who was known as the evilest man of hte 1780's!!

"Da-Du-DUUUUUUH!!!"

sleazenation

08:59 / 09.05.02

uh... can we have a link to the rules?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:17 / 09.05.02

sleaze: the rules are in the topic abstract, and read thusly:

Topic Abstract:
These are the rules:

1. You nominate yourself for review by posting to this thread. The question up for review is, "Am I Ninja Or Am I Pirate?"

2. Subsequent posters cast votes for all the nominees previously posted and by posting also nominate themselves for subseqent review. Reviews may be given with or without commentary, but there must be a minimum ruling of "ninja" or "pirate."

3. Protests may be filed, but in all likelihood will not be considered.

4. Results to be tabulated at a later date.

Bear

09:46 / 09.05.02

Ok then how about me then?

Trijhaos

09:49 / 09.05.02

bear, you have got to be a ninja.

uncle retrospective

10:00 / 09.05.02

"Am I Ninja Or Am I Pirate?"

I need to know!

Tezcatlipoca

10:18 / 09.05.02

[crosses fingers]please pirate, please pirate, please pirate, please pirate, please pirate, please pirate, please pirate, please pirate, please pirate[/crosses fingers]

The Strobe

11:23 / 09.05.02

For heaven's sake? Why am I a pirate? I'm a ninja, damnit. A grog-loving ninja, admittedly. But a Ninja.

My review:

Persephone - Ninja
Mordant - Pirate.
Trijhaos - Pirate
Maominstoat - definitely Pirate.
Kegboy - See Above
Sleaze - Ninja.
Fool - If in doubt, Milkman.
Cherry - undecided. Probably... pirate.
grant - ninja
Wembley - pirate.
Margin Walker - ninja

that'll do.

There was a round in the film quiz last night about titles of flicks involving "ninja", whether they were real or not. All I'll say is this:

we so need to see Ninja Bachelor Party

that

11:35 / 09.05.02

Persephone: ninja
Mordant: despite pirates being heavy on rum, sodomy, and most especially the lash, ninja.
Tezcatlipoca: pirate, because I vaguely remember you saying you're from Cornwall.
Maominstoat: Pirate. Arrr!
Kegboy: Parrot. I mean, sorry, pirate.
uncle retrospective: it's hard, but, I reckon, pirate - though a rockin' pirate who likes to watch ninja films and sleeps in cool ninja gear.
wembley: pirate
grant: ninja
Trijhaos: pirate, but giggly and burpy when drunk
Margin Walker: pirate, I reckon
Paleface: hell, ninja.
the Fool: ninja, because Fools are very nimble and athletic, good qualities for an assassin.
bear: ummm... ninja, I think.
sleazenation: ditto
Cherry Bomb: pirate

bitchiekittie

11:47 / 09.05.02

maominstoat: pirate!
kegboy: pirate!
uncle retrospective: ninja!
wembley: sea-faring pirate!
grant: ninja. sneaky bastard!
trijhaos: pirate. ale swilling YARRRRRRRRRRRR!
margin Walker: pirate. too close to "captian morgan" to resist
paleface: ninja paleface. perfection
the fool: I agree, fools are perfect for ninja tricks
bear: pirate!
sleazenation: ninja!
cherry bomb: too beer-ified for ninja. but just barely

I really enjoy the change to over-use exclamation points. !!

bitchiekittie

11:51 / 09.05.02

oops! in hurriedly and lazily stealing someone elses list, I forgot some:

persephone: just barely pirate
mordant: too fun for the strict ways of the ninja. to the brig with you!
tezcatlipoca: the cat sways me to ninja
cholister: pirate. graduated from ninja school but stayed behind because ninjas dont know how to have as much fun

I think, which I have a great deal of respect for the disciplined ninja, Im developing quite an affinity to the pirate

We're The Great Old Ones Now

11:59 / 09.05.02

I thought you were kidding.

Mordant is the Ninja Queen.
Sleaze is clearly a pirate. He's got the eyes.
Grant...hmmm...tricky...possibly a ninja spy on a pirate ship, completely integrated, ultimately subtle.
Cherry: Pirate. I have no idea why.

I wish to put in for membership of a third category: the wandering monk who may turn out to be a kind of Friar Tuck-like piratical loon, or a sweet ninja-guy who would rather have a cool time but will flip out and kill you if you make it necessary.

Persephone

12:53 / 09.05.02

uh... can we have a link to the rules?

Heh. I hid the rules, naturally.

This could not be more fascinating. You should see my chart!

grant: Ninja
wembley: singing Pirate
Margin Walker, a person who assassinates his refrigerator with an icepick is a ninja or a pirate... eeny meeny miney mo: Ninja
bear: Pirate
uncle retrospective: Pirate
Tezcatlipoca: Pirate
Cholister: Jedi-trained Ninja
bitchiekittie: definitely Pirate
Nick: hotheaded Ninja

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