Where the hell is that Haus on the prairie?

13:52 / 09.05.02

To be honest I go more Dutch/Belgian right now, though you do get really fearsome tequila-level hangovers. Well, I do anyway.

13:54 / 09.05.02

Yay for Budvar in a nice longneck.

Speaking of bottles, someone I know can't stand to drink from brown bottle, wierd huh?

Sax

14:02 / 09.05.02

Oh, Budvar! How could I have forgotten!

And award for euphemism of the week goes to:

"someone I know can't stand to drink from brown bottle"

17:42 / 09.05.02

And what would you think that this is a euphemism for, out of curiosity?

17:52 / 09.05.02

you know, like "drinking from the hairy cup"

only with a bottle

that is brown

17:54 / 09.05.02

I was aware that there was a potential for it to be a euphemism for sucking cock but I didn't want to jump to a conclusion.

17:57 / 09.05.02

Sucking shitty cock, perhaps?

18:14 / 09.05.02

Possibly, but then again I wouldn't want that anyways.

Maybe I'm just being conservative but that doesn't enter into my kink list.

18:19 / 09.05.02

Relax. Wasn't suggesting it did...

18:23 / 09.05.02

Wasn't taking you seriously. I'm well aware that coprophilia is a fairly rare fetish/kink.

And now I have fulfilled my quota for todays words longer than ten letters.

18:23 / 09.05.02

Could also be sucking dark-skinned cock.

18:34 / 09.05.02

Although the 'drinking' aspect suggests that one enjoys drinking urine from a dark-skinned or shitty cock.

Mmmm... Greenlandy...

18:37 / 09.05.02

Greenlandy?

Tell me this isn't some kind of Scandinavian fetish.

18:40 / 09.05.02

No, the (slightly-misnamed) Greenland Posse were forever accusing me of urophilia...

18:42 / 09.05.02

er...

...why?

18:43 / 09.05.02

I'm not even sure how I would take that. Could it have been contrued as a compliment?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:45 / 09.05.02

Because they were pigfuckingly demented kooks?

18:46 / 09.05.02

Greenland Posse, that just brings up images of a Eurotrash segment on Scandinavian gansta rappers.

18:48 / 09.05.02

I have this weird image of Scandinavian Barbelithers drinking the urine of mushroom-eating reindeer, now.

18:49 / 09.05.02

They were big on accusations, the Greenland Posse. Mind you, in the current Age of Trolling, they seem like charming throwbacks to a younger, more innocent era...

18:58 / 09.05.02

you can say many things about the Knodger, but I've never seen him accuse anyone of drinking piss

hey, not that there's anything wrong with drinking piss, but it's not generally considered a compliment

19:04 / 09.05.02

Whereas, in fact, I'm not infrequently approached in toilets by individuals wanting to drink mine. Go, as they say, figure.

19:07 / 09.05.02

Supply and demand 101.

Drink more beer and charge money. I wonder if that could be contrued as prostitution.

19:08 / 09.05.02

Now, I've done it by accident, but I don't think I'd seek it out.

Strange how this thread has gone from drinking piss, to drinking piss, via sucking cock admittedly. It's that kind of open-minded debate that makes Barbelith a joy to participate in.

Saint Keggers

19:16 / 09.05.02

There's a pub/bar that the college crowd always goes to because of the cheap prices. They have been warned numerous times by the health department due to the fact they they serve left over beer. I've gone there and ordered a pitcher only to have it drip out of the pirtcher all nice and chunky. I only went there once.

POTUS: Canadian has to be one of the greatest beers in the world. Sadly they dont sell it in the province where I live. Guess which one?

19:20 / 09.05.02

Well let me see, I have drunk Canadian in NB, NS, PEI and ON. I couldn't seem to find it in PQ on my roadtrip so I'm guessing it's the province of Quebec.

I bet it's because Molson won't call it Canadienne.

Tried Griffin while I was there but it turns out that this is some sweaty horse-eating Yahoo piss.

Ierne

19:21 / 09.05.02

they seem like charming throwbacks to a younger, more innocent era... – Ganesh

If you invoke the demons, they may very well appear... and that would (no pun intended!) suck.

Back to the booze...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:57 / 09.05.02

Stella is all well and good compared to most disco-juice, but totally filthsome when set against the finer grade of export. You want Kronenburg, my pets.

Saint Keggers

22:58 / 09.05.02

The worst beer you can get is this quebecois monkey swill called "Maudite"
Its made from water from Chambly (which is the only place near by where you can walk on the water during the summer (until your feet evaporate...ewww). It taste like it was drunk by a syphilitic hippo, pissed out, then used as a colon cleaner before bottling.

Cherry Bomb

02:28 / 10.05.02

Canadian has to be one of the greatest beers in the world.

You. Must. Be. Kidding.

You know, I could've sworn when I lived in Quebec City you could get Canadian; you just couldn't get Canadian Light.

Anyway, either beer sucks, but I do agree with you about the Maudite. That Chambly beer is crap.

Saint Keggers

03:48 / 10.05.02

Classsic candian beer joke: (stop me if you've heard it)

Q:Why is american beer like sex in a canoe?

A:Its fucking close to water.

Sax

07:00 / 10.05.02

Regarding the potential euphemistic value of the phrase "drinking from the brown bottle", it was purely a suggestion that it conjured images of drinking urine or perhaps semen from a shit-covered, dark-skinned, lightly-tanned or indeed a horse's penis. Nothing else.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:50 / 10.05.02

You want Kronenburg, my pets.

No kidding, and it's not even noon.

American beer is weird, I discovered during my brief experiments in drinking in New York. Like, they have these beers which look basically like lager, but smell and taste like something that's 4 parts lager and 1 part bitter. What's up with that?

Sax

09:53 / 10.05.02

Kronenburg is evil. Sends me absolutely doolally-tap. I honestly keep off the stuff now, because I have such a weird reaction to it.

Bitter and lager - a good old Northern "pint of mixed". Which is rank, by the way.