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Finally, a sport we can all get behind.

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:43 / 06.05.02
Big Game SUV Hunting.


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Our Mission:

This campaign is designed to tell the world what we think of those mindless suburban drones that insist on getting 8 mpg while driving their kids to soccer practice. Join us as we direct our social activist energies toward the exciting new sport of Big Game SUV Hunting.

Feel the adrenaline rush of stalking the really big game – like the Denali™, Yukon™, or Tahoe™. Get the thrill of witnessing the tagging of an Excursion™, Expedition™, or Escalade™ with a not-so-subtle message that will leave them scratching their heads.
 
 
bitchiekittie
11:33 / 06.05.02
shit, thats slow moving target hunting
 
 
Trijhaos
11:35 / 06.05.02
Do I get extra points if the driver is talking on a cell phone?
 
 
rizla mission
16:03 / 07.05.02
Fucking Rock!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:13 / 07.05.02
I remember the first time my daddy took me hunting. Thirteen years old, a week after I kissed Susie Finnegan for the first time. Halfway between camp and the winding river the Indians called the Snake that Spits in Summer, we came across a dear. As our eyes locked, hunter and prey, something passed between us, then it bolted. I didn't even shoulder my rifle.

"Son," my daddy said, "You just kissed an easy kill goodbye. You're gonna have to toughen up if you want to be a backwoodsman."

"Daddy," I replied, looking him straight in the eye, "I know I already got your respect. I don't need blood on my hands to keep it, now, do I?"

Maybe if it had been an SUV I would have blown that bastard to hell, and my Daddy and I would never have reached that new level of understanding.
 
 
gozer the destructor
16:16 / 07.05.02
OK, who wants to start a london chapter?
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
16:18 / 07.05.02
Hey, wait, I drive an SUV. A black '96 Blazer that I inherited from my dead grandmother. Yeah, it swallows gas like I swallow whiskey, but it's not all bad. It's got leather seats. And a spacious den.

So don't shoot if you see a black blazer with an MTSU sticker on the back.
 
 
Trijhaos
16:21 / 07.05.02
Ok, no problem. Hit black blazer with MTSU sticker. I can do that.

I suppose I'll have to go start up a TN chapter, since they don't have one.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:01 / 08.05.02
For those of you looking for a little more challenging hunt might I reccomend you leave the big lumbering 4.2l SUV's behind and set your sights on the evil gas-guzzling 5.0l Mustang, scourge of the environment.

(That would be the car, not the ancient Nepalese kingdom.)
 
 
The Apple-Picker
13:09 / 08.05.02
Something I saw about two weeks ago that I found to be ironic (but maybe you could educate me that this really is not so) was a hulking beast of an SUV with a Sierra Club bumper sticker on it's hind quarters.

Was that a joke?

But then, I've also seen Sierra Club calendars for sale with more packaging on them than any of the other calendars on the shelf.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:52 / 08.05.02
"Sierra Club"?
 
 
The Apple-Picker
14:28 / 08.05.02
Sorry--Sierra Club is supposed to be a group full of environmentalists.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
14:31 / 08.05.02
You can see here.
 
 
netbanshee
15:17 / 08.05.02
just when I think the world all-to-strange...Haus and I have something in common. Went hunting with my Dad plenty of times, tracked deer with him and all. But when one popped up, I choked as well. I kept going out with him though since it's some good bonding and a reason to be out in the middle of nowhere at the age of 14 @ four in the morning.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program...
 
  
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