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Sex With Breakfast Cereal

 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:36 / 03.05.02
I'm sorry. But I must share this with all, and know of no other topic fitting to insert it into.

ephemerat, whom some of you have met, divulged some very personal, and highly toxic, information to us last night.

Do any of you remember those Weetabix adverts on t'telly a few years ago with cunningly anthropomorphised 'Bix, one of whom (in bovver boots) named 'Dunk'?

Well. The 'rat and friends, when sixteen (some twelve years ago) invented a roleplaying game around said humanised processed cereal items. During the lifecycle of said game session, his 'character' embarked upon wholly consensual sexual relations with other Weetabix. Several at once, in fact. For, you know, fun.

I feel better now that I've gotten that off my chest. Thanks...
 
 
w1rebaby
10:38 / 03.05.02
Were there any offspring?

Are Weetabix fertile with Shredded Wheat? I know I'm not.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:42 / 03.05.02
Gives a whole new meaning to 'Raisin Splitz'...
 
 
The Knowledge
11:11 / 03.05.02
I remember the Honey monster. He used to give me nightmares.
 
 
w1rebaby
11:25 / 03.05.02
Before this gets out of hand I would like to say the obvious - yes, I am responsible for the difference between Frosties and normal cornflakes.

And frosted shreddies as well.

Give Pat Robertson a heart attack. Mix rice krispies and coco pops in the same bowl. Breakfast miscegenation!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:09 / 03.05.02
I am both repelled and fascinated. Which Weetabix? The question becomes yet more vexed when you remember that there was only one female in the group...
 
 
m. anthony bro
02:09 / 05.05.02
you know, when the aliens come and demand we justify our existence, I hope someone has the foresight to delete this thread.

I would also like to seal my fate with:
coco pops are a metaphor for sodomy, and propaganda too, that's why they're heaps nicer than ricies.
 
 
Ganesh
05:59 / 05.05.02
Hope he wore a corndom.

*cringe*
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:59 / 05.05.02
Umm..pour myself a big bowl of Capt'n Crotch!
 
 
_pin
17:44 / 05.05.02
Did you really have to tell us that, Jack? I mean, you know have to?

Tho now that you mention it, it does look like the sort of man who'd pork symbols of yr childhood for kicks...

Sick fuck.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:42 / 05.05.02
For those of you born too soon or too far afield to grasp the full depths of this unspeakable perversity:



I'm glad I never liked Weetabix now.
 
 
The Monkey
19:48 / 05.05.02
Well, Lucky the Leprechaun and Trix the Rabbit would certainly have a point of common interest, but I fear their unholy offspring...so many colors, so many colors....
 
 
_pin
21:37 / 05.05.02
And he fucked them. I forgot just how... like ceareal's they looked.

The horror...
 
 
bitchiekittie
11:41 / 06.05.02
all crispy on the inside...
 
 
w1rebaby
13:11 / 06.05.02
not content with my position making Frosties, I've just signed up for a new job as a part-time Twinkie-filler
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:12 / 06.05.02
more and more every day I am tempted to pick up the phone to report you
 
  
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