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A question for the sexually active...

The headmaster

18:56 / 01.05.02

Are you a groaner or a screamer?

I think Nixons a screamer. Agnew too.

I think Kefauver and Rockefeller are groaners.

I reckon Kennedy probably makes a lot of noise too.

Captain Zoom

18:59 / 01.05.02

Groaner.

Zoom.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

19:02 / 01.05.02

I take exception to this. In a serious way.

Groaner then is it?

Andrew, this is blatant sexual harrassment. Please stop.

Jack Fear

19:11 / 01.05.02

The headmaster's real question for the sexually active:

Erm.... so what's it like, then?

Rage

22:17 / 01.05.02

I cannot be defined! Fascist societal entity!

Im a yodeller.

Oddly enough, I emit positrons.

Jack Fear

02:55 / 02.05.02

"Positrons?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Saint Keggers

03:48 / 02.05.02

I emit nudetrons.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

11:43 / 02.05.02

I don't know, all I do know is that it scares the cat.

bitchiekittie

11:52 / 02.05.02

solitaire, thats illegal!

Captain Zoom

12:13 / 02.05.02

Funnily enough, I don't scare the cat.

I'm not sure what that means.

Zoom.

MissLenore

15:24 / 02.05.02

*wisely keeps her mouth shut about solitaire's comment*

w1rebaby

15:27 / 02.05.02

solitaire, thats illegal!

Just because nothing scares your cats, except brown paper bags...

I make hooting noises, like a big hairy owl. Hoot! Hoot!

bitchiekittie

15:37 / 02.05.02

fridgemagnet, you bastard cat teaser!

w1rebaby

15:45 / 02.05.02

That was a pavlovian experiment thing. It just goes to show that you can condition a cat to run away when a brown paper bag is simply displayed to it.

Hoot!

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

16:14 / 02.05.02

I didn't say I was having SEX with the cat, just that when I do, it scares the cat.

And for some odd reason the only TV my cat will watch is porn.

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