|  |  | | Hey relax, brother, it's a constest.  Test your web-fu in the search for the most bizarre fanfic ever.  Since this is in the comics forum, I suppose it's a good idea to have comics somewhere present in the submition.  And, just like the "mightiest web-fu" contest, don't expect for anyone to really win. 
 Here's my own submition.
 
 Note that not only is the set-up itself pretty damn lame, but that it's chock full of some really weird moments.  It's all here!  Magic!  Adventure!  John Constantine in a skirt!
 
 Alright, your turn.  And make it good.
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