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Ninjas v Pirates notes

Eloi Tsabaoth

13:26 / 28.04.02

It's all gold, kiddies. I just started this thread to say we have to get someone to illustrate these, make it the regular Barbelith comic strip...

rizla mission

13:46 / 28.04.02

that would be quite cool.

Tom Coates

13:58 / 28.04.02

You know this isn't a bad idea. You'd only have to have one panel per gag. It could be completely great! CAMERON!? ARE YOU STILL HERE?! WE NEED YOU!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

15:37 / 28.04.02

This is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

However, it should be made clear that Ninjas v Pirates is NOT original to the 'Lith- it all started here, and there are now several sites extolling the virtues of Ninjas (and even some lame pro-pirate bollocks.)

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

15:46 / 28.04.02

actually it likely started pre "Real ultimate power" since there seems to be a TON of pirate/ninja hijinks on the web

Rev. Wright

17:20 / 28.04.02

Regarding Ninjas and comics, may I suggest some old titles that rock.

The Fat Ninja (Silverwolf 1986) by Gary Amaro
Ninja Funnies (Eternity Comics 1986) by Dale Berry & Ken Sperry
Ninjitsu, The Art of The Ninja (Solson Publications 1986) by Peter Brody & Chuck Wojtkiewicz

and my favourite of the Ninja Turtles parodies:

Geriatric Gangrene Jujitsu Gerbils (Planet X Productions 1986) by Tony Basilicato

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

19:56 / 28.04.02

but what of the Lean Mean Dirty Gene Kung Fu Kangaroos?
Or The Bushido Blade of Zatochi Walrus?

Utopia

00:01 / 29.04.02

i thought it had something to do with the "road pirates" thing in some conversation thread. there i go thinking i know what's going on again...

The Return Of Rothkoid

08:58 / 29.04.02

I'd vote for moving the original "totally sweet" thread in here, just so it doesn't get purged. It's a keeper.

But then, I've posted far too much to it, and I would say that.

Arr.

Moderators?

grant

15:03 / 29.04.02

I think as long as people keep adding to it, it won't get purged.

I was thinking of the Hong Kong Movie Script lower down in the Creation.

It's got ninjas in it. And, currently, it's set in Cuba. Which is a traditional hangout for historical pirates. So it wouldn't take much stretching to get the kung fu hero & the hardened private dick on the open sea.....

Eloi Tsabaoth

15:52 / 29.04.02

Y'know, I misread that last sentance as 'Pirate Dick'. Which opens up a whole new can of sassafras. Pirate PIs?

grant

20:59 / 29.04.02

ExACTly.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:28 / 30.04.02

Are we talking, like, "The Maltese Parrot" or something? Cos that would rock like a bagful of bastards being pushed down some stairs.

grant

13:41 / 30.04.02

G'wan. Hong Kong Movie script. I dare you.

Jack Fear

12:26 / 01.05.02

I'm getting a real Spy Vs. Spy vibe off the whole deal.

That's a good thing.

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