I know there was a thread a while back about adverts we hate, but I couldn't find it. However, I am so thoroughly pissed off with the state of UK chocolate advertising at the moment that I thought it deserved a thread all of its own.
Ok - first we have to oh-so-morally-upstanding Nestle, with their most recent Yorkie advert - Yorkie is now, apparently, not for girls. In this advert, a cunning salesperson rescues a Yorkie bar from the hands of a girl-in-a-beard by informing her that the wrapper brings out the colour of her eyes, thus tricking her into revealing her simpering feminine identity.
Then we have the Kinder Bueno. The Bueno bar asks this bloke in a shop to ravish it, then informs us, in a Marilyn Monroe-esque breathy squeak "I'll be whatever you want me to be".
And now, we have Echo - apparently, Echo's chocolatey-ness placates the female of the species and helps keep the world a sane place - i.e., stops women hitting their husbands with vacuum cleaners, and prevents widespread oestrogen-fuelled rioting. Cue beer-swigging gratefulness from males.
So - what the hell is going on here? Women are the traditional target audience for chocolate advertising, either directly or indirectly, or so I would have thought. So what do the chocolate companies think they have to gain by alienating the female consumer? And why three adverts all at the same time? And has anyone else noticed just how fucking annoying it all is? |