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Shawshank and Green Mile...
Indiana Jones. Who crawled through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness and came out covered in shit on the other side.
Ah, heart warming tale of how Indy, arrested by the Nazis and under sentence of death discovers himself through a misterious fellow prisoner and then escapes dynamically when he learns to use a light fitting as a bullwhip. (Cue scene in which it looks like he's lost hope but instead of hanging himself he uses the fitting to grab a cable out the window and slides down, pausing only to rescue his father). Then he attacks Castle Wolfenstein all on his own and stops the super soldier plot.
Actually this guy also wrote The Fly 2, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (well technically that was Mary Shelley) and Nightmare on Elm Street 3. So perhaps Indy will rediscover Castle Frankenstein and stop a terrible Nazi plot to control people's dreams by using the mystical Glove of Krueger thought lost since the second crusade. Indy fights rubber monsters and that character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who became mixed with a fly and then sent out of time. |
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