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World Domination, how would you do it?

  
 
gozer the destructor
12:04 / 25.04.02
Here's
one way, how would you do it?
 
 
Captain Zoom
13:10 / 25.04.02
I have the "Schwa World Operation Manual" for all my world-dominating needs.

Zoom.
 
 
plank
13:22 / 25.04.02
Crikey, that kevin chap is an evil visionary genius and a half.

I was always quite taken with the idea of forming a "World Domination League", and calling door to door JW stylee. When the owner/occupier opens his front door, simply state, "We are the World Domination League, may we dominate you?"

Unfortunately, that was Peter Cook's idea, not mine, so I don't think it counts.
 
 
plank
13:25 / 25.04.02
Sorry, that should read "...or her front door..."

The WDL are happy to dominate both men and women without discrimination.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
14:12 / 25.04.02
Like I'd tell you.

Doi.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:37 / 25.04.02
Ninjas.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
14:43 / 25.04.02
Bah! Ninjas, schminjas. Death rays, woman! Good, old fashioned death rays. You can't beat them. None of your bad subtitled attitude, no worries about getting the new model cyberninja or the traditional sandal-wearing walking arsenal. No hereditary enemies or last minute double crosses, and no bloody crises of conscience when the target is some bearded old fart who used to teach Go in a sushi bar in Streatham!

I blow dinosaur noises in the direction of your ninjas, and I raise you a Mad Genius's Undersea Hideout.
 
 
that
15:11 / 25.04.02
Helllooooo. He's bluffing. He said he wasn't going to tell us. Watch out, MC, he's training up a crack squad of ninjas as we speak.
 
 
Mazarine
15:51 / 25.04.02
With an army of thoroughly whipped geeks and lots and lots of violence.
 
 
Trijhaos
16:03 / 25.04.02
I'd start out small. First, I'd take over my street, then my community, then the city, then the state, and work out from there. After I took over the country, I'd look towards taking over third-world countries. I'd go for places that'd put up a big fight like Australia, Japan, and England last.
 
 
grant
16:27 / 25.04.02
Cult.
 
 
deja_vroom
16:49 / 25.04.02
I'd put all the world leaders in a room with Trijhaos and Mordant arguing over pirates and ninjas, Haus obssessing about Smallville and all huggley and The Troll That Shall Not Be Named rambling about the movie script that he´s writing about a virgin, I mean a vigilante, which will be shot in Wales.
Then I'd deploy the squirrels. They'd never know what hit them.
 
 
Laughing
16:52 / 25.04.02
Robots.

Big ones.

With lasers.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
17:44 / 25.04.02
Build a whole range of adorable children's toys based on a popular puppet show, that mutter nonsenical monosyllabic giggles during the day and whisper hypnotic mind warping messages at night. Wait.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
18:27 / 25.04.02
I have a secret undersea bass...
 
 
Ariadne
18:36 / 25.04.02
I already have, I'm just very subtle about it.
 
 
that
19:24 / 25.04.02
Oh, fuck it. Elephants on skis. Obviously.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
20:44 / 25.04.02
Drugs.

I mean I would just keep taking them until the world was mine.
 
  
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