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The Knowledge
18:07 / 23.04.02
This is a bit embarassin, but as I don't know any of you...

The thing is, I always end up smelling 'down there', if you know what I mean.

I'd really appreciate advice on this subject. I have tried some of the vaginal fragrance sprays available, but they tend not to really work.

Does anyone else know what I could do about this *extremely* embarassing problem?

p.s. I'm a BIG girl. That's part of the problem too!
 
 
Ganesh
18:13 / 23.04.02
Hmmm... well, something here smells iffy...

If it bothers you that much, how about asking your doctor about it?
 
 
The Knowledge
18:25 / 23.04.02
Oh ridicule my hygeine problems why don't you? Go right on ahead. Don't mind me.

As I said, I didn't go to the doctors because I'm incredibly embarassed. I'm too big to go to the doctors. Whoooooossshhhhh!
 
 
MJ-12
18:27 / 23.04.02
holding it together for 17 posts isn't even trying, dude.
 
 
Ganesh
18:30 / 23.04.02
But not too embarrassed to make it the theme of your second post on Barbelith. And not too embarrassed to submit a photograph - if that's you over on the 'what d'you look like' thread...

Be off with you, FictionSuit!
 
 
The Knowledge
18:30 / 23.04.02
Fucking charming!
 
 
Ganesh
18:31 / 23.04.02
Okay, sincere advice: overcome your embarrassment and see your doctor. Or don't.
 
 
The Knowledge
18:32 / 23.04.02
That's not really me. I'm not that fat!
 
 
Ganesh
18:35 / 23.04.02
Less embarrassment to overcome, then. Have a nice day.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:39 / 23.04.02
You're worried about ridicule and you use the word "retard" in your e-mail address? Going see your doctor about the hygiene problem is sensible advice. I doubt anybody can help you with the "taking the piss out of people with learning disability" problem.
 
 
The Knowledge
18:41 / 23.04.02
Actually, retardfa is the name of my house, and rm are my initials.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
19:56 / 23.04.02
Actually, retardfa is the name of my house, and rm are my initials

I'm not even sure I want to make the effort to respond to that...
 
 
Cloudhands
20:08 / 23.04.02
it is probably a bacterial imbalance. Try those yogurts with the friendly bacteria in.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:08 / 23.04.02
Despite having knowledge of the ignore button, I keep shovelling troll food into the insatiable maw...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:30 / 23.04.02
Damn, I'm glad we've got supercool maverick satirists like Lono to protect us from the scourges of the modern world, such as fat chicks. My life would be a scary and barren place if I didn't feel that fat chicks were being sufficently mocked. 'Cause, like, no-one ever takes the piss out of fat chicks, do they? They just walk around being all fat and going "Lalalala! I'm fat, me!" like being a fat chick is okay, and no-one ever says anything.

Oh, look at that. It's time to play "Plonk the Troll"! Come on, kids!

*PLONK*
 
 
Utopia
21:31 / 23.04.02
plonk plonk
 
 
The Knowledge
21:39 / 23.04.02
But I am fat.
 
 
Trijhaos
21:39 / 23.04.02
I've never played plonk the troll. Is it anything like bonk the troll?
 
 
The Knowledge
21:40 / 23.04.02
*Bewildered fat chick walks off...*
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:49 / 23.04.02
"Plonk": originally a Usenet term meaning to killfile. On Barbelith, of course, it refers to the melodious sound of the Ignore button being pressed.
 
 
Utopia
21:53 / 23.04.02
trolling + acting serious and offended = less funny than simply trolling

tsk tsk...and mordant was so nice and inviting.
 
 
Baz Auckland
22:05 / 23.04.02
I bet she has no ears either...
 
 
Trijhaos
22:09 / 23.04.02
Really? I wonder what happened to the resident earless boy. We should introduce the two of them.
 
 
Utopia
22:10 / 23.04.02
i wished him away.
 
 
Trijhaos
22:11 / 23.04.02
Oh well......damn. They could have had wonderful earless children together. *sighs* I'm never going to get my matchmaking merit badge now.
 
 
Tom Coates
00:00 / 24.04.02
Lono - I can only say that this is precisely not the right time to play this kind of game on the board. If you are going to be perceived as only interested in trolling you will be asked to leave. That's all, really. This place is worth being in. Really. Enjoy it! Please!
 
  
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