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Don't you realize what The Knowledge has done to your fragile minds?

 
 
Rage
16:14 / 20.04.02
Listen here, that guys a true revolutionary maverick, yes. At first I didn't believe it. His shit was getting as old as pogs. As old as protesting the Vietnam war. Then I saw how much of an effect he had on this place.

Imagine someone listening to you people without knowledge of The Knowledge saga.

"The Knowledge is useless and annoying. Don't ever speak of such atrocities again!"

They'll think you're some anti-intellectual who's paranoid enough to capitalize the word "knowledge," as if there is only one Divine Truth that is The Knowledge.

"The Knowledge keeps coming back," you say.

And now they'll think you're a total schizo.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:22 / 20.04.02
*feels for pulse*

It's no good, Doctor. The subject stopped breathing days ago. Stop trying to bring it back to life, for dignity's sake.
 
 
Rage
16:27 / 20.04.02
That's what I've been saying for months. Yet now I make some cute little pun and I get *actionized* with pulse-related metaphors. Such is life?
 
 
Tits win
18:17 / 20.04.02
why was/is The Knowledge so bad. what did they do?
 
 
Sax
18:20 / 20.04.02
General and incessant cuntishness, really. There'll be a zillion threads somewhere if they haven't been aged off the board yet.
 
 
uncle retrospective
18:20 / 20.04.02

why was/is The Knowledge so bad. what did they do?

Don't joke, Tom will get you.

OOhh

Tom's going to get you!
 
 
Trijhaos
18:20 / 20.04.02
We don't need to go into the Knowledge thing. If you really want to know, go check out the policy. There's at least 5 or 6 topics about him there.
 
 
Tony Montana
19:00 / 20.04.02
Well I think it's all gone very Scooby-Doo.
 
 
Dao Jones
19:49 / 20.04.02
08 - Knowledge was the ironic online name of a poster whose terminal tediousness and occasional flights into sexual and racial prejudice earned him the almost unique privilege of being thrown off the board. His appearance and disappearance are relatively recent, and Barbelith is still in the self-analysing stage about it.

Ignore it. The whole issue is so dead even Dracula wouldn't touch it with Frankenstein's Wiener.
 
 
SMS
22:22 / 20.04.02
What's all this talk about violins on televison? The violin is a beautiful instrument.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
23:43 / 20.04.02
Who cares, Rage doesn't love us anymore...maybe we didn't give her enough huggles.

*huggles*
 
 
Rage
07:41 / 22.04.02
Thanks, though I think I'm a little out of touch when it comes to the huggle loop. I mean, what the fuck is a huggle? My first guess would be a psychic hug projection, considering the place of the words origin and all.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:46 / 22.04.02
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:16 / 22.04.02
A Brief History of Huggles

There was a time before the Huggle. It was a cold, dark time of scurrying fear and wild beasts locked in an evolutionary struggle. Onto this firmament of the psyche broke the dawn of Haus Being In A Scary Happy Mood.

Into the memetic melting pot of fearsome debate and mudslinging, Haus cast himself, armed only with a new and nauseating personality: the Haus of Huggles. To the burgeoning horror of the assembled memes, it rapidly became apparent that this entity was not a sour pisstake, but a truly saccharine affair of rose water and iced cookies.

Haus moved like a benign blight on the face of the Lith, spreading obssessive niceness and exculpation. The plaguemark of surrender was the Huggle, a gesture between hug, apology, snuggle, and giggle, with the power to transform Lion into Ewok.

The Barbelith Menome is strong. Gradually, it absorbed the Huggle, which is now a mostly-latent aspect of our lives. But occasionally...
 
 
Utopia
11:52 / 22.04.02
it's the barbelith equivalent of opium. sure,it seems all weel and good now, but it will eventually be the downfall of our society. crushed by huggles.
 
 
Tom Coates
21:50 / 22.04.02
I want nothing to do with your deviant practices.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:13 / 22.04.02
You lie, Sir.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
22:19 / 22.04.02
Everybody huggle Tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Reason
00:22 / 23.04.02
Tomuggle! Tomuggle! Smurrrnnch!

Gads that was wild!

Um, don't tell Zoom hmm?

Reason.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:54 / 23.04.02
Yup, He's now got some serious Huggling comming his way! By the caseload!
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:05 / 23.04.02
'Kin Hell Mordant, could you warn people before posting a picture like that again, I nearly shat out my pelvis bone at that one...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:11 / 23.04.02
It's for your own good- sort of aversion therapy for the pernicious huggle meme.
 
  
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