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Paean to the Clitoris

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mondo a-go-go

12:04 / 22.04.02

i once heard it pronounced "clie-toorus" by some american sexologist on tv. think she'd know better...

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:58 / 22.04.02

Just to say i *love* this thread.

almost as much as I love my clitoris.

and thanks for that link, Kooky. Bet mine's bigger than everyone elses. and *more* sensitive. see me engorge, baby...

*off home to find tape measure*

Cat Chant

16:50 / 22.04.02

plums: throw that measure away! There's an easier way: whoever wins an argument between the two of us must, by definition have the biggest clitoris.

Um - we're counting girth, right?

Ierne

17:04 / 22.04.02

It ain't the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.

bitchiekittie

17:18 / 22.04.02

sax – now I want an embossed cover for mine as well!

gridley – thats how I prefer to pronounce it, too – clitter-us

ganesh – I used to work for a pathologist (my favorite job ever), and Id love to have the opportunity to learn more – but Id think it would be better to watch a taped session, for closer viewing

Goodness Gracious Meme

20:01 / 24.04.02

hmm, suspect you'd win the argument. from which I'd deduce that you were the most competitive, and further that you were probably heavier on the testosteron that I.

Which would mean I'd have the bigger clitoris.

Grendix

02:41 / 25.04.02

so, my clit.
well, I think it's swell.
swell...get it?!?

I like it just fine, and after this morning's left-over booty call session, am all for sex in the AM again.
Just that it made me late for work.

Know what, I blame Sam Kinnison... his damn ALPHABET technique (i.e. make each letter of the alphabet against the clit to make a woman crazy) So I think that so many guys (and maybe girls too, to be fair) think that I dunno, 26 strokes is enough toget a girl off.
I mean, 26?
You bettah be just warmin' up t 26, my friend.

There's a female slam-poet group called THE CLITTERATI... which I think is bloddy brilliant.

ps... 9 inches?! hot damn am I gonna brag about that next time the boys at work are talkin' smack!

alas

12:28 / 26.04.02

I just wanted this thread to be back on top of the Conversation where it belongs!

Cavatina

12:40 / 26.04.02

"It ain't the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." Ierne

"... the axis shifts & blood flames into
an aria burning pure blue. you'll know
fire as a high note. woman & pitch exalted."

Donna McSkimming

Captain Zoom

14:00 / 26.04.02

Oh Clitoris
Tiny button of immense feeling
Small pink
Pleasure beneath the tongue
or the fingers
Silver feeling
Curling to the toes
and exploding through the soul.

Zoom.

that

14:05 / 26.04.02

To my clit:

I apologise
for your Prozackly neglect
But I think we both prefer
Other clits
Anyway.

alas

14:51 / 26.04.02

"Clits of the world UNITE!"

Happy early May Day . . .

Cat Chant

17:13 / 26.04.02

but plums - with your clever logic you have now won the argument, and therefore, as you point out, I have the bigger clitoris!

Ahahahahahaha!

bitchiekittie

17:19 / 26.04.02

To my clit:

I apologise
for your Prozackly neglect
But I think we both prefer
Other clits
Anyway.

damn good one! I especially love "prozackly"

Goodness Gracious Meme

18:04 / 27.04.02

But you made the decision re. the winner *so* forcefully and immediately. I've been floating around in a matrix of my own indecision, waiting for you to sort things out.

And you have.

Which makes mine...

Bwah-ha-ha etc.

Goodness Gracious Meme

18:04 / 27.04.02

oops, aimed at Deva, obviously.

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