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deja_vroom
12:01 / 18.04.02

"Stinky BitsTM, Stinky BitsTM/
The only cookie that's made of shit!

You're gonna love/It's crusty pieces/
The only cookie that's made with feces!

Ev'rytime you eat it/ The taste gets better/
That's why we only use fresh fecal matter!
"

Repeat (of course) ad nauseam.

Slogan: "Not only it smells like shit, but it tastes like shit, too!"


Sorry. You shouldn't suffer the effects of my terminal boredom. I'll leave now.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
12:10 / 18.04.02
Ew.
 
 
Captain Zoom
16:06 / 18.04.02
Jade, put me down for a case. You are a funny human being.

Zoom.
 
 
ill tonic
23:40 / 18.04.02
Loaf it! I ab-so-flute-ly loaf it!
 
 
deja_vroom
11:15 / 19.04.02
c'mon people, where are your products?? there's an army of consumers out there fed up with the same regular crap! do something about it today!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:27 / 22.04.02
You are disturbing.
 
 
deja_vroom
10:51 / 22.04.02
 
  
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