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The Jesus-Eating KING!!!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:40 / 17.04.02

Simon Quinlank's "Christian Church Crawling": How to do this hobby.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:49 / 17.04.02

Well, I thought it was funny.

Trijhaos

22:51 / 17.04.02

It was funny. But wouldn't it be better to run to all those churches stark naked, wearing only running shoes?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:55 / 17.04.02

You only think that because you haven't eaten as many Jesuses as Simon. I bet you haven't even eaten as many Jesuses as Nigel. No weak lemon drink for you, meeester Treehouse.

Trijhaos

23:01 / 17.04.02

Damn! No weak lemon drink....guess I'll have to stick with this strong lemon drink.

You know, I ain't never eaten no Jaysus....what does this Jaysus fellow taste like anyways?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:27 / 17.04.02

Dunno. I wuz baptized Catholic, but never actually got as far as the whole Jesus-eating stage.

Gypsy Christ

23:51 / 17.04.02

i hear jesus tastes alot like chicken

Trijhaos

23:51 / 17.04.02

what kind of chicken? I usually eat baked chicken, but I've got a hankerin' for some fried chicken.

Mystery Gypt

23:58 / 17.04.02

i sorta felt like his confusion between the terms "christian church" and "Catholic church" made the thing feel a bit too lame to persue...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:57 / 18.04.02

I was C of E, so it wasn't real Jesus. Just bread. And on the couple of times I went to a Catholic communion, the wafers just went all claggy and stuck to the roof of my mouth. Which I didn't like. (Had to wash them down with weak lemon drink, of course.)

higuita

10:39 / 18.04.02

Whereas if you will only consider moving to the All new Church of Moomin, sorry, Mormon v2.1, you get steak flavour wafers. Well, McCoys. And blackcurrant cordial.

RENOUNCE YOUR EVIL WAYS AND JOIN ME, FOR I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND FOLLOW THE MOOMIN, sorry, MORMON WAY OF LIFE FOREVER! AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, WE'LL CONVERT YOU AFTER YOU'RE DEAD ANYWAY. HOORAY! PRAISE MY LARD!

Ahem. Sorry - got a bit carried away.

Trijhaos

10:42 / 18.04.02

I wish to know more about your religion. Do you have pamphlets you can send me? mmmm......steaky wafers

rizla mission

12:16 / 18.04.02

I have the text of this hobby in my original copy of the Fist of Fun cash-in book. And thus I am best at the Lee & Herring obsessing hobby.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:57 / 18.04.02

Do they do tofu wafers? And beer, instead of wine, would be nice.

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