>>utopia pops aragorn one in the nose<<

that's for touching me in my special area: my shoulder.
if you're bored then go assault a hardcore christian chatroom. it's more fun than going around with me.

Tony Montana

20:58 / 17.04.02

I've got a plank...

Trijhaos

20:58 / 17.04.02

Saying "Fuck you" isn't very indicative of being bored, one would assume from the inflection in the two words that you are angry. If you're bored, you should make your boredom known so that nobody misunderstands you.

Tony Montana

20:59 / 17.04.02

I've got a plank...

Utopia

21:04 / 17.04.02

we're discussing how aragorn doesn't explain himself well. i guess this is why i LAUGHED AT HIM when he originally threatened to kill himself. this was entertaining a few days ago. that value is quickly eroding.

Trijhaos

21:25 / 17.04.02

Not a plank! Oh please don't hit me, you cute little earless bunny.

Shortfatdyke

21:47 / 17.04.02

ah, the knowledgetroll returns, with a racist term of abuse as a user name. another suit to burn (ignore buttons are sometimes not enough).

Tony Montana

21:55 / 17.04.02

I'm not the knowledge short fat dyke.

Utopia

21:59 / 17.04.02

then like i said last time, a poor immitation.

rizla mission

22:29 / 17.04.02

hey-hey .. for the first time ever I'm around for one of these late0night time-wastings.

rizla mission

22:34 / 17.04.02

just as it finishes. Oh well, maybe next time I'm bored at 1am..

Trijhaos

22:42 / 17.04.02

What? Its over? Is the poor earless bunny gone? What a shame.

rizla mission

22:44 / 17.04.02

probably for the best.

Trijhaos

22:49 / 17.04.02

Too true, but now what will I do with all this free time I have? I suppose I could go do something constructive.

rizla mission

22:50 / 17.04.02

You could build a boat.

Trijhaos

22:54 / 17.04.02

Interesting idea. Unfortunately, I have neither the skills nor the knowledge to build a boat. Of course, I've always wanted to be a pirate. Maybe I should steal a boat. Hmmm.....maybe a schooner? It'd be a one-man operation for awhile so I wouldn't need anything too large.

rizla mission

22:57 / 17.04.02

Stealing a boat - now there's a thought. Dead easy too, you can't exactly lock one (well, actually I suppose you can, but not very securely).

Go on! Go for it! To the nearest dockyard!

Trijhaos

22:59 / 17.04.02

Ok...lets see, I believe there's a marina the next county over, so that takes care of the boat. I suppose I'll have to kidnap someone too, since I have no idea how to get a boat to move. Hmm....theft and kidnapping. What an auspicious way to start a career. Arrrr!

rizla mission

23:07 / 17.04.02

Ar, that it be.

And making a boat go is easy if you ignore the sails. Just rev up the engine and point the tiller in the right direction (but remember, turn it the way you don't want the boat to go).

Boarding, Keel-hauling, Swashbuckling, Whaling and other such vital skills will come naturally to a born pirate.

I'm afraid now I must wish you good evening because it's getting late, and I only logged on to send a quick email..

Good luck with the piratical career, and may the revenue men never bring you down as you and your rag-tag crew of fugitives remind the seamen of the Caribean of the true meaning of 'terror', arrhahahar..

Saint Keggers

23:11 / 17.04.02

...you kids!

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

23:15 / 17.04.02

Pirates, eh? Well, Trijhaos, you're in the perfect state for it.

"But isn't Tennessee a land-locked state?" Yes it is, and sit back down in your chair. I'm talking Road Piracy, boy! In the good state of Tennessee, it is perfectly legal to commandeer someone else's automobile so long as it's in motion. So here's the deal: get a van, preferably black, get some white paint for the skull and crossbones, and go road pirating. I would join you, but I am stuck in the bastard city of Detroit, where if you signal your turns the motorists become alarmed and start shooting. So screw trying to take thier automobiles unless I'm armed with more than a cutlass.

Utopia

23:23 / 17.04.02

arrr, we'll all be a swanky band of road pirates! we'll need a captain (suppose that's trij), a brain (rizla?), a dead comrade, the memory of whom promts us to become good-natured vigilantes (johnny, 'fraid that's you). i'll be the the guy who, though while not the primary focus, becomes the fan favorite. ummm, we need some sexy females, of course. and a monkey. with a fez. (monkey-gsoa?) and since we're pirates i suppose we'll need at least one questionably homosexual male.

and a theme song. we'll need a theme song.

you pirate kids!

a brain (rizla?),

"When will my new body be ready? when? I'm tired of relying on you brutish pirates to carry out my schemes and change my brine!"

The Monkey

00:03 / 20.04.02

I know I've got a fez somewhere in the back of this closet.... And I guess I could carry around Rizla's brain until we get him a new body.

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