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Alumin(i)um foil deflector beanies.

 
 
grant
17:56 / 16.04.02

Got a problem with unwanted mental assaults?
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This helpful site includes everything you'd need to combat psychotronic attacks, including diagrams and in-depth discussions of materials and the history of aluminum and psychotronic-wave-blocking metals.

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Mazarine
20:50 / 16.04.02
Will that work in conjunction with a copper pyramid hat or do they cancel eachother out? : )
 
 
Trijhaos
20:56 / 16.04.02
Would I be better protected if I made a full body suit? This beanie doesn't make me feel protected, if anything I feel more exposed. I feel eyes on me, boring into the back of my head..
 
 
rizla mission
22:35 / 16.04.02
I made a tinfoil hat a few years ago, though my attempts to start fashion trends are rarely successful.. I think it broke after a day or two..
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:08 / 16.04.02
No, no, no, no, no. The tinfoil beanie is a piece of disinfo promulgated by the lizards. If you wear a tinfoil hat, the effect is like a radio antenna in reverse; your thoughts are actually focused outwards by the hat, thus making it easier for them to read your mind.

I'm an expert on this kind of thing. Trusssst me.
 
 
Captain Zoom
23:56 / 16.04.02
I currently have lots of Biore strips glued to my head. They double as not only a mind-control deterrant, but a crash helmet too. And it's cleaning my pores.

Evil Zoom.
 
 
Trijhaos
23:58 / 16.04.02
Oh God! I can feel them creeping around inside my head. Help! What do I do?!
 
 
Johnson Chong
01:30 / 17.04.02
Wow! This web page is really a glittering new page..........
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:24 / 17.04.02
For the past 12 years I eat about 1 to 2 rolls of tin foil a month. When tin foil is not availble I will eat Alumnim foil. When that is not available I will eat aluminum siding. Anything to get a build up in my system so that nothing leaks out and they cant read any thoughts whatsoever. SO far they havent tried to contact me...I think im winning.
 
 
Saveloy
08:06 / 17.04.02
Like most people I have a vast collection of foil bonnets, but most of the time they stay sat on the mantelpiece and under the floorboards and rarely get a public airing; a terrible shame but, well, it's so hard to find anything that matches, right? Well, not anymore. Take a look at this:

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/fashion.html

(Workers: safe site, nothing naughty, but you might not want to have to explain it to your less imaginative colleagues. And there is a man at the top of page 3 who is really very frightening)
 
  
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