INT - CHEUNG'S BATHROOM - NIGHT
Lit by the warm glow of a bare, low-watt lightbulb, Cheung sits in a hot bathtub smoking a cigar and listening to old salsa on a shabby boombox propped nearby on the sink. From where he lies, he can see the reflection of the bathroom door in the mirror.
MUSIC: a menacing undercurrent, contrasting with the jubilation of the salsa.
INT - CHEUNG'S LIVING ROOM
The front door of the house creaks open, and a pair of black-booted feet enter. They pause, then go toward the bathroom.
CU - CHEUNG'S EYES
...squint suspiciously under beads of perspiration.
Footsteps draw nearer. The bathroom door starts to open.
SLOW MOTION - Cheung leaps from the bath, producing two pistols from under the water, ready to blow away his unseen assailant. The door swings wide to reveal...
MIRABEL SOLAR, an attractive 22-year-old woman holding a bag of fruit from the market. She sees the guns and her eyes go wide in terror.
MIRABEL
I... I thought you had left the light on.
Her eyes fall down to Cheung's obvious nudity. She drops the bag of fruit. Guavas roll across the floor. In sudden surprise and embarrassment, he drops his hands to cover himself. The guns clatter to the floor.
CHEUNG
Sorry! Sorry! I...
He looks around desperately for cover, then sits back down in the bath.
MIRABEL
Hmph! You pointed your guns at me! I told you never to do that!
CHEUNG
You walked in on me, honey.
MIRABEL
You could have killed me! I have told you and told you to calm yourself down, and now, again, you have almost killed me.
CHEUNG
But I thought you were out with your friends.
MIRABEL
Lucinda wasn't feeling well, and Lizette had some business to take care of with one of her students. And I come here to surprise you with pastries, made with my own hands, and you try to kill me?
CHEUNG
Honey, I...
MIRABEL
That's it, you're getting a real job! Tomorrow, you quit this detective business and do something... something normal!
CHEUNG
But sweetie, something has...
MIRABEL
Don't you something me! Don't you dare!
She goes to a closet, gets out a towel.
CHEUNG
No, really, something happened last night at the bar.
She comes back, hands him the towel, which he wraps around his waist.
MIRABEL
You and the bar! Tough guy, hanging out and drinking all night, coming home stinking of smoke!
He squats down and begins collecting the fallen fruit. She takes the bag and he follows her into the KITCHEN, protesting.
CHEUNG
I was there on a case! But somebody came in - somebody I thought I'd never see again.
MIRABEL
If this is about another one of your old girlfriends, I swear, Cheung, I am leaving and not coming back.
CHEUNG
No, it's nothing like that...
He looks over and notices the kitchen window is open.
CHEUNG (cont'd)
Did you open that window?
MIRABEL
Don't try to change the subject!
She picks up a knife and begins cutting the guavas in half.
MIRABEL (cont'd)
I do everything for you! And for me? What do you do? You go to bars and try to shoot me.
She gestures at Cheung with the knife. Suddenly, one of the cabinets behind her erupts open and a NINJA leaps out and grabs her by the neck and knife-arm. He is holding a short sword.
CHEUNG
Yu! You're one of Yu's men! Let her go!
The ninja laughs a dark laugh.
NINJA
You know what we want, Cheung. We want you dead.
CHEUNG
Mirabel! Mirabel, close your eyes!
Mirabel, shaking, squeezes her eyes shut.
NINJA
Try anything, and I will cut her head off.
CHEUNG
(raising his hands)
What can I try?
His towel falls. The ninja is temporarily distracted. Cheung leans over to pick up the towel and, in SLOW MOTION, uses the towel like a whip around the ninja's sword arm, steps forward and forces the arm back. Mirabel slumps down and drops the knife. It clatters poetically to the floor, sending reflected shards of light through the room.
(REGULAR MOTION resumes) The ninja, still holding Mirabel's arm, twists it behind her and painfully picks her up, possibly dislocating her shoulder. She gasps in pain. Cheung and the ninja eye the fallen knife and the ninja's trapped sword. The ninja calculates, then lunges for the knife, dropping Mirabel and his sword. Cheung, grasping the towel firmly, snaps the ninja back before he can reach the knife, and backhands him across the face. The ninja slumps, unconscious. Cheung wraps the towel around his waist, picks the ninja up by his ankles, and opens a kitchen drawer. He rummages around until he finds a ball of twine. He hogties the ninja and turns to Mirabel.
MIRABEL
(wincing in pain)
Who is that man?
CHEUNG
He's not an old girlfriend. Is your arm OK?
MIRABEL
No. I think it's dislocated at the shoulder.
CHEUNG
OK. Wait here.
Cheung drags the ninja out of the room by his feet.
EXT - CHEUNG'S DRIVEWAY
Cheung drags the unconscious ninja out to Mirabel's car, and kicks the back fender. A small box drops onto the dirt driveway. He opens the box and removes a set of car keys, which he uses to open the trunk. He puts the ninja in the trunk, then slams it shut. He turns, thinks for a moment, then turns back and opens the trunk again. He reaches in and yanks off the ninja's hood, revealing his face, then slams the trunk shut again.
CHEUNG
Damn ninjas.
He stalks back into the house. Moments later, he emerges, wearing a pair of shorts and an unbuttoned guaybara shirt, and helping Mirabel toward the car.
CHEUNG
We're only five minutes from the doctor, honey. Ten minutes, outside.
MIRABEL
I don't need a doctor.
She sits on the veranda, woozy with pain.
MIRABEL (cont'd)
Just get me a bottle of rum and a baseball.
CHEUNG
But your arm....
MIRABEL
Am I going to have to get it myself?
Cheung scurries down the veranda, opens a trunk and produces a bottle of rum. There's a baseball out in the yard which he picks up and jogs back to the step where Mirabel sits.
MIRABEL
Open the bottle.
He does so, and she takes it and swigs it. She hands the bottle back.
MIRABEL (cont'd)
Hold this.
She takes the baseball, puts it in the armpit under her injured shoulder, and lowers her arm gingerly.
CHEUNG
Are you sure you want me to do this?
MIRABEL
Go. Now. Do it.
CHEUNG
OK.
He gently takes her elbow, and in a swift movement, jerks it down toward her ribs. There's a loud pop and Mirabel lets out a small whimper in pain. She lifts her arm and the baseball drops out. She tests her shoulder - it's all working now.
MIRABEL
All better.
She swoons. Cheung catches her. There is a sound of wings, and a large black swan abruptly lands next to the veranda.
CHEUNG
Hey, Frederico. You missed some action, you big dumb bird.
The swan honks, echoing across the dark jungle.
FADE |