E-mail circular doing the rounds
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Thank you George
For the New World Order Version Two
It's the operating system that the world's been waiting for
Thank you George
For making sure your dad's work gets carried on
Always thought it was a shame that democracy interrupted the programme
Thank you George
For giving us all sides again
We've all really missed having to be with you or against you
Thank you George
For making me a terrorist by default
It's just what all us nation less, free thinkers, religious
fundamentalism-rejecters needed
Thank you George
For being a scary bastard
I like feeling that I'm next on your list when you've run out of obvious
suspects
Thank you George
For the possible apocalypse
Great to see 21st Century WWIII sci-fi horror stories getting close to
being true
Thank you George
For the climate of hate
Great to see so many friends turn into idiots who actually want to kill
for you
Thank you George
For the New Crusade
Always thought it was a shame I missed out on the barbarism of the
Middle Ages
Thank you George
For having your finger on the trigger
God I've missed going to bed at night without having to think about
nuclear warfare
Thank you George
For fronting the Military-Industrial-Complex
Nice to know those big companies won't have a problem with their profits
Thank you George
For your spin on Christianity
Always thought this forgiveness and turning the other cheek was for
pussies
Thank you George
For conducting world affairs by TV
I'm so glad that CNN and co can help you make history a sure-fire
ratings hit
Thank you George
For asking us Along for the ride
It's great to know that Tony enjoys taking Yank cock up the arse as much
as Maggie
Thank you George
For the best few days of the noughties
I'm sure you'll do your best to make sure life for everyone just gets
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