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LOCK UP YOUR MOTHERS! AND YOUR PETS!
Well, I logged on as Batman and I logged on as Horus, lord of foce and fire himself, and Tom changed the password for both of ‘em, and I was being such a good troll too! If I don’t post again this time tomorrow you’ll know that this suit has been crippled by ‘suit-crusher’ Tom. Check out my email address in my profile - if it doesn't read stabyoureyes@hotmail.com then you know Tom has been messing with it.
Where is the love for Andy C? Have a heart!
OR EAT MY PLANK!!!
WHERES MY NIGGERS AND BITCHES AT?
Of course, the above statement isn’t meant to be deliberately offensive - it’s merely a hip-hop reference said with humorous intentions. Lighten up!
LOOK AT ME! ALL GROWED UP!!!
OY! FAT HEAD!
Room for a skinny-ass troll in here?
I’ve been so lonely lately. My left hand is starting to look like a claw.
Well, it’s been a while. You can take a shower or you can go out in the rain, but there aint nothing getting wet but the pussy. That's what my grandma used to say. Wiser than her years, but she were only 49.
Anyway, things are going okay with me, despite the pain that only a bi-weekly dose of electric shocks through a shitload of spark plugs attached directly to my testicles can alleviate.
I just wish I knew the answers? Life stares me in the face, and I stare back, and then we strap each other with dildos and fuck each other senseless, but what does it all mean?
These are trying times, and I keep trying to make a baby, but with zero luck, not if I'm using a condom and penetrating inanimate objects.
Taking on board some of Toms suggestions, I’ve been dissing Bendis over at Jinxworld.com and having a riot of a time, because those fucks know how to take a joke, and I’ve also been chatting it up with Chuck Austen over at Comicon.com, SO FUCK YOU EAT MY CLIQUE!
But seriously now, here’s a straight-up request for some advice:
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH BITCH-ASS-NIGGERS?
Really, I’m having a lot of trouble with this, and I need YOUR help (points finger)
When someone says something I feel I can’t stomach. When I hear an off-hand comment that suggests the poster is ever so slightly retarded and/or lonely and desperately in need of some loving, how should I handle it? Ignore? Flame? Be considerate? Find out where they live and make the trip just so I can piss on their monitor? I need your advice!
When I walk about my city at night, whistling as I go, chewing on bacon double cheeseburgers, mugging tramps for petty change and chasing squirrels around with my electric carving knife (specially modified to run off ten A4 batteries) I find myself wondering about how to treat killjoys.
Then, when I arrive home, I slip into the soft silk of my dressing gown, and onto the well-worn leather of my big black swing chair. I pour myself a glass of Sherry, light up a big spliff and take my eye-patch off.
It’s in these quiet, 3am moments that I find myself staring, full of wonder, at the crescent moon, and conceiving terrible plans for the untimely demise of all of the morons and cocksmokers that I frequently bump into whilst traversing the corridors of this message board.
Thank you in advance for your advice and steadfast support.
Anyhow, Tom, THANK YOU FOR THE IGNORE BUTTON!!!!!!
Tom
Nick
Sauron
Ganesh v4.2
Shortfatdyke
Jack the bodiless
Not me again
Bio K7
Loz sweet exile
Irene
Flyboy
Haus
Rosa d’ruckus
E Randy Dupre
Rev Jesse
Dead crunchy pirate
Chloister
Mordant Carnival
Y’all are officially ignored for a few weeks at least, and I’d be pleasured if you’d extend me the same discourtesy. If you have any questions regarding why I am ignoring you, please PM me and I will prove my point.
Hey, has it ever crossed your mind that maybe I.
just.
don’t.
give.
a.
fuck?
No? Shit man, all this bother just because I stood you up. How about the idea that I only became a troll when you people turned me into a troll? You created your own problems. Think about that the next time you’re jerking off underneath the sheets.
Peace out, folks!
p.s. Please leave me be will you? This is my last suit and as you can see I’ve been working hard to make it up to you. I just get angry when I think about the fact that I got banned for speaking my mind.
p.p.s. I HAVE NEVER THREATENED ANYONE, on the board, off the board, in their PM’s or e-mails or otherwise – Please post any of these so-called ‘threats’ and I will cease my campaign to get back on this board immediately.
p.p.p.s. I DO NOT CONSIDER MY COMMENTS ON THIS BOARD TO BE POINTLESS, but every time I have endeavoured in the past to make what others might view as more ‘cerebral’ posts, I have been shot down for doing so, hence my giving up this venture some time ago and posting what comes to mind. I do think about what I write, I just don’t care about the vast majority of the people that have problems with what I write and therefore their possible objections don’t even enter my personal editing process. I am not racist or homophobic. I am ageist and I have issues with the opposite sex. If these have ever been the cause of harassment to anyone the live with it ‘cause that’s who I am.
p.p.p.p.s. If you do ban me, mark my words - I’ll be back! (And in the last form you ever expected!) |
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